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Reply #33 Rico's post

Hrmm... seeing into the future might have some circular logic problems.

Take the fishball example...

1) you will choke on a fishball and die, therefore
2) by seeing into the future, you will no longer eat the fishball, therefore
3) you would HAVE NEVER seen the future of you choking on the fishball

So do you go and eat the fishball now?

It's a question of whether you can remember a predicted future that your pre-cog ability has just made you avoid.....  can you still see the possible future that will no longer exist?

GAH!
I'm getting a headache from all this....
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OOOOOO!!!!!
Yes!

Heroes!!!!

I'd take Claire's regeneration because:

1) I would never be injured (for more than 15 seconds)
2) I would be immortal (I'm in my early thirties... so good age to keep forever, I would say...
3) I would NEVER get any STD's or anything like that.... so I can go bareback with WG's if I wanted...
4) I would be rich from selling little 5ml vials of my blood for USD$10,000+ each as a cure all  (assuming you follow the super-power mytho of the Heroes universe. For those of you who haven't seen Heroes, the mytho is that the blood of a regenerating powered person, can temporarily heal the person that the blood has been injected into)

Smaller pluses for this power (but still noteworthy):
1) Drink as much as I want, and never get drunk (I'm a control freak that doesn't like getting drunk) YMMV depending if you like getting smashed or not
2) Always have perfect eyesight
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Marsupial at 4-11-2009 15:10
On an intellectual level, you no doubt understand what I'm saying, but you won't really know what this means until the rot becomes too obvious to ignore...

Ah, one of the interesting asymmetries of dating and playing with much younger women.  I understand exactly what it is to be 20-something, but they cannot begin to imagine what it is like to be 50-something...  I guess all I can do is try to spread the word and give them a glimpse into the future...  

Have fun, CGP
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I'd go for time control, being able to freeze time. Check out the film "cashback" for some uses more like this forum than Heroes lol - a young guy in a supermarket has the ability to freeze time, and uses his ability to strip the sexier female shoppers and draw them naked. Good film as well, not a porno (although a few nice shots!)  - worth renting
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by reggie at 5-11-2009 22:42
OOOOOO!!!!!
Yes!

Heroes!!!!

I'd take Claire's regeneration because:

1) I would never be injured (for more than 15 seconds)
2) I would be immortal (I'm in my early thirties... so good age to keep fo ...

Oh yeah. I can definetely see myself what I can do with that power.  Though if you know Heroes Peter Patrelli ability, you can get greedy... and you want them ALL!!!
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Reply #45 lean9088's post

True.... Peter Patrelli's power is even better....

but that's ONLY assuming that there are other people with other powers in the world, besides the one you're getting...

Otherwise, you could copy powers, but there would be no powers to copy!   
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Reply #41 reggie's post

Or.. by not eating the fishball at the fishball shop, you miss out on a nice piece of pussy that was destined to become your wife/girlfriend/mother of your children, and hence, other destinies are not fulfilled.  Causality effect.  So, in other words, I would continue on eating fishballs, just remember the time and date you saw yourself pook gai on the fishball and just walk cautiously during that time.
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For me I would pick the same power as some of you other guys (Jumper) being able to teleport to other places in an instant would be awesome. Being able to monger in hk/jp or wherever you choose, finish up and teleport back to your living room right away (I don't live in HK and flights back are like 15 hours... ) and + to rob banks etc...

or my second choice would be shapeshifter (for those that have watched X-men, the character mystique's power) Being able to transform into anyone would be awesome, especially for picking up girls!, technically you won't need to find WG's anymore if you use your powers wisely (transform into a celebrity/rap star etc..).
also with this power, you can really screw with a celebrity's life haha.
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Reply #48 LANCER5's post

Shape shifters bro..  That one i didn't think off...Good choice bro. ..I can definately see the advantages of that superpower.. Even better...If you had a fuck buddy who is a shape shifter...
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Reply #49 Rico's post

Umm... but what if that shapeshifter that is your fuck-buddy...... is a guy?   

I don't think I could be a shapeshifter......
I'd shapeshift myself to Heidi Klum or something.... and would just fondle myself all day long....   
productivity would drop to zero.....
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Originally posted by reggie at 6-11-2009 22:36
Umm... but what if that shapeshifter that is your fuck-buddy...... is a guy?   

I don't think I could be a shapeshifter......
I'd shapeshift myself to Heidi Klum or something.... and would ju ...

reggie,

reading your reply on mine and Rico's. you're just very good looking at the downside of things.
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by lean9088 at 7-11-2009 16:02


reggie,

reading your reply on mine and Rico's. you're just very good looking at the downside of things.

Well, I do have the pessimism power.... it's not of super-power caliber... but powerful none the less....   

I'm a geek at heart.... used to buy tons of comic books....
So picking the ONE and only one superpower to have.... I take VERY seriously!!!   

I'm also a programmer by trade.... so finding bugs and problems is one of my fortes....   


Now back on the subject...... how about Jedi Powers?
Does that count as one?
Meaning.... do you get all them all? Telekinesis, Agility (including lightsaber and starfighter proficiency), Power of Persuasion, Stamina, acute sensory perception, etc....

Though Lord knows, I would likely fall to the DarkSide pretty darn quick....
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For me its simple

(a) a lifetime supply of pussy or should I say pussies on demand - as many as I want at a time

(b) stamina to fuck all day and night

(c) its got to be something to do with little bro - but what??
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Reply #52 reggie's post

You could be onto something there bro...  Jedi powers...  I can definately see the advantages..
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Reply #53 pauley's post

3. either you can adjust ur dick to suit the puss for a perfect fit, or u can cum as many times as u want.
Lets be greedy and have both shall we?
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Reply #54 Rico's post

Hmm, but how many Jedi did you see getting women all night long? Can only think of:

Anakin - getting some => his downfall, kids (no jedi condoms??) and her dying

Luke - got to first base.....but it was his sister lol

and would strong moral ethics come with the powers too? God, you could become completely selfless and lose all interest in sex!

Superb lightsaber skills would be a pretty good silver lining though ;)

I like the shapeshifting idea - think that's better than my stopping time one! I'll swap my choice to that one
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Reply #56 dboy721's post

  Good analysis bro..  Jedi powers...You have the power of mind control plus you could levitate and move objects..  You could lie down and levitate the wg...( with her holding her legs..) then will her to spin around while impaled on your knob...
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Reply #56 dboy721's post

Hrmm.... don't judge Jedi mongering by that whiny, awful Skywalker family.
You could tell Anakin was going to grow up to be a whiner in Episode I.
And Luke is his son.... so he just passed the whining along.


You should expect them to be more like Mace Windu (Samuel Jackson).
You KNOW that he's a bad-ass mofo...

He uses his power of persuasion to get 10 hot chicks into his room.
Can disrobe them all with telekinesis.
Bangs them all for 8 hours cumming every 10 minutes with his Jedi Stamina.
In crazy ass positions with his Jedi Agility. (like the "reverse wheelbarrel pinwheel twist")
Makes them leave his Jedi Bachelor Pad thinking he's the greatest lover in the world.

Hell... he can even make the hottest lesbian crave his Jedi Penis....
That's how bad-ass he is....

Come on.... admit it.... you would want to be him...
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Reply #58 reggie's post

Which episode of Starwars was this in bro...  It doesn't seem to ring a bell...
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Reply #59 Rico's post

It's an up and cumming new one....

Star Whores: Episode VII - The Rogue Punter

Just starting to make casting calls right now....

*waves hand in Jedi Mind Trick way*
...James Bond should submit his stable for auditions...

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