An oldie but a goodie.

Sometimes the oldies are the best... I use chat up lines all the time..( Especially if i am out drinking with my mates..) I wouldn't say i am good looking but i seem to get the attentions of the female species..( Or were they pissed as well...)

You've been reading "The Game" .... it's the man's free pussy bible .... Love it !! works all the time !!

A couple that I've used with Various success over the years !!

Is that a ladder in your tights or is that a stairway to heaven !!

and

Motion her over with your finger ... when she approaches or even moves within talking distance .... say

If I can make you come with one finger ..... what do you think I can do with my whole hand !!! (with a cheeky grin on your face)

You'll be surprised how successful this one is .... it's risque .... it's funny ... and a great ice breaker and sure to make the girl in question laugh .... which is half the challenege ...

You've got to be kidding. That might work with some low-IQ, drunk bimbo so ugly she'd fuck anything not made of plastic, but no girl with any sense of pride - and all attractive women have pride - is going to come scurrying obediently over because some guy wags a finger at her.

Most of the lines in this thread are just jokes guys tell each other; in the real world none of this stuff would ever work with anyone worth fucking in the first place. The more successful these lines would be with any particular girl, the less you'd want to take her home anyway.

Well, at least Wazzy's line would have the advantage of quickly sorting the ones who're willing to atleast consider the proposal! If they hang around after that line they've got to be easy.

Hey Wazzy, ever been slapped or had a drink in the face??

i went out last night and met my match...God she had an reply for every chat up line i used..
Here are some more chat up lines and responses...



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together


Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell???


Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?



I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!



I'm all you've got good lookin'

Response: then I must be struggling



Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore



So what do you do for a living?

Response: Female impersonator



Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down



So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?



I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Response: It's in the phone book



But I don't know your name.

Response: That's in the phone book too



What's your sign?

Response: No Parking!



I know how to please a woman

Response: Then please leave me alone



Haven't we met before?

Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic



I want to give myself to you

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts



I can tell that you want me

Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave



Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Response: Stop



Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species



May I see you pretty soon?

Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?



Your body is like a temple.

Response: Sorry, there are no services today.



I'd go through anything for you

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account



I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?



Your place or mine?

Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.



After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."



Does beauty run in your family?

Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!



What's your name sexy?

Response: Taken!



Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!



I think you're the best looking girl in here

Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!



Can I buy you a drink?

Response: No, just give me the money.



You look like a dream.

Response: Go back to sleep



What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Response: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?



I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included

Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk

Dude, those are hilarious!

The sign ones were awesome.

My pickup line is pretty simple:
"Hi, you take my breath away.  Would it be ok if I talk to you to recover?"  Cheesy, but oh well, it 's non-threatening and easy to remember.

Wow surprise you didn't drag her down with you lol.  You could get hurt doing that, but I guess you had a lot of practice doing it.