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ferret Nookie Newbie UID 33463 Digest Posts 0 Credits 4 Posts 6 Karma 4 Acceptance 0 Reading Access 10 Registered 27-10-2009 Status Offline

#1 Post at 19-12-2009 01:57  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman:    Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman:  Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die? 1st woman:    I froze to death. 2nd woman:  How horrible! 1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What  about you? 2nd woman:  I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman:    So, what happened? 2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another woman  there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

paka Erotic Emperor UID 5446 Digest Posts 0 Credits 2929 Posts 2101 Karma 2916 Acceptance 254 Reading Access 60 Registered 2-12-2007 Location Hong Kong! Status Offline

#2 Post at 19-12-2009 07:12  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 ferret's post HAHAHAHAA...ferret thx for sharing this joke.... I'm sorry to say it took me a second to get it..but after I did...it was OVER..

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