Ok, this topic came into my mind while I was taking a dump just now.
Has anybody had experience during punting when the girl farted? or had poo poo remains near the hole?

Please share!

lol I've had a SP fart once while she was doing cowgirl. I joked that she was turning me off and she provided me with a extra shot after

I farted once during a BJ, she backed off for a bit to clear the air then back to business.

haha only one time i was seeing a WG who was pretty damn hot... we were going at it for like 30mins till we switched to doggy.  when we did i saw a little pooh nugget on her starfish.  she wanted doggy bad and yeah, i had a hell of a time angling myself so when seh backs up she doesnt brush that up against me.. i didnt say anything about it though since we were having such a good time.

The worst one was while I was receiving asian from an AMP girl, it just slipped and I farted on her tongue.  Surprisingly she was ok and went back to work, that's what you call dedication.

that is one of my phobias bro. never happened but I take care to make sure I am well prepared before the sesh - like I eat light the day before etc etc. I think the girl has enuf to put up with without that!!!: beer:

Oh come on guys, be professional! Afterall it's a business trade!

My ex used to fart a few times while doing doggy.  Is doggy easier to trigger fart? At first I didn't know it was fart, I thought it was the air pumping out due to my pelvic hitting her ass. But then one time I took the courage to ask "did you just farted?"  and she said it in a very shy voice "yes"

How about when you fuck her doggy style and air get trapped?  You get bunches of pussy farts! LOL...

Are you sure it wasn't a pussy fart ?

well, to get a specific response, next time ask: "did you fart? or was it a queef?"

I sometimes do doggy style with my ex gf. Once she was farting.
it smell shitty, with some shit around my pubic hair....
i never forget that incident

a friend told me once he was with an old WG after fucking she turned and farted a big one then she turned around saying 'nature's call!!' another guy told me that an ex girl farted him during DATY...
does it turn you on or your are just curious?

Well I've certainly heard my fair share of queefs.  Comes from being well hung I guess.

As to farts I can't recall any except for those involving anal sex and so that's more 'queef' territority I guess.  True it's still air coming from her ass, but it's air that went in with your pumping, not air from her intestines and the bacterial digestive process.    Once or twice I've seen Klingons circling HerAnus, the one I remember the most was mythird girlfriend who was the first to give me a BBBJTCIMWS as part of every makeout session (including driving ), so I was really hooked on her and would forgive her anything.

The last nasty thing to happen to me this year was a married ethical massage professional I'd been seeing for many years who finally jumped me for anal sex as part of every session.  Once after I creampie'd her and pulled out there was this fairly sizeable piece of poo on my unit.  I dashed for the shower but the damn thing was so big that it wouldn't wash down the drain grate!    Did I go back?  Damn straight I did.  She progressed to anal/vaginal/anal/vaginal play and eventually to BBBJ (strange the order of things.  Usually you'll get the BJ before anything else).

There's pussy fart?  I never heard of that.

Butler: dam anal then BJ?   poor her haha

NO, no, I meant that over several sessions she progressed from: anal only sessions, to anal and vaginal sessions, to anal/vaginal/anal/vaginal swapping sessions (when she was in the throes of an intense orgasm she just couldn't help herself and I could barely keep up, I got the impression that she wished I had two cocks ), and then eventually she started giving me BBBJs too.  Despite me making it clear early on that she was welcome to suck my cock, she much preferred anal by itself.  She only once did an Ass-to-Mouth move and thankfully there was no shit on my dick then!

You are quite the polite guy.I think it would have ruined everything had you told her it was there.
In America we call that a (Dingle Berry)
I have been in 69 sessions and seen leftovers before.
I think the good bath sessions JB girls give is good for removing anything.

dude.. thats pretty damn gross..  just lost my appetite for lunch.

did you talk to her about it? or did she say anything hwen it happened?

It's easy to get pussy fart if the girl is tight and super wet.  You just stick it in slowly and the air slowly comes out which vibrates her pussy to make a farting noise.  Only happens on some girls though, not all.

I was visiting one of our satellites on the west coast, office consisted of about 20 sales people and same number of mostly female support staff. My target was an assistant to one of the sales guys. She was 21, brunet, 5.4, wore nice heels every day, nice bouncy tits. Kinda shy but she did that shy smile while looking at me when passing one another in the hallways.

Someones had a birthday or something so the employees meet up at the local bar, only for a beer or two, its California so everyone has to drive home. After an hour 4 of us are left, my target, two sales guys, and me. I knew those guys well and they knew what was happening, they helped me out a bit by making up some excuse that they have to go.

We had another drink and decided to get something to eat, and more drink. It went well after diner she invited me to her place. She was pretty buzzed, I drove her car to her house. She go inside, she finds another drink, and is all over me. We go at it for about half hour and I got to take a dump. Cant hold it.

I go into the bathroom, take the seat and do my thing. She fallows me in!!! By this time she is loaded, wanting and super playful. I was loaded as-well. I am sitting on the throne literally doing my shit. She squats in front of me and starts blowing me. One hand holds my lower back the other hand she is playing with my balls. And she grabs it, the thing hanging out of my ass.  I am like o fuck. Than grabs my balls again, she was making a fucking mess. I finished somehow. I get up, she F---ing wiping one hand on the other, I drunk  but grossed out. I get us into the shower clean her up and myself. Back to buisnes, for whatever reason I decided to enter her ass. Blew my load(second onr that night but diferent), let her come. She went to sleep.

I had a meeting the next day so I tuck a cab to the hotel room. Left a note"got to run, have meeting early AM"

I stayed in that office 3 more weeks, not once she could look at me. Goes past me in the hallway with head down. She could have said "it got crazy last night, didn't want all that to happen" and it would have been cool. But whatever aint gone pressure the poor girl.

Now that I reflect, its always the shy prety well groomed ones that get really dirty.

Sorry to make it so long, but its  just  the hole strange experience, that's how I remember it.

[ Last edited by  youngmc91 at 3-12-2009 04:15 ]

Oh my f*kg God!!    She grabbed your TURD?!!  

Man that really takes the cake.  

You should have talked to her the next day, who knows what you would have gotten the second night!