Last night was a fizzer due to tiredness, but it was not without its discovery.

I went to Legs 11 on soi 11 to bar fine the big butt Nam. No one was outside so i stopped into Voodoo as there was a very very cute young girl outside. Chatted to her a bit, she was so dewy skinned arggghhh. She was tired so i bar fined her so she could go home and sleep. Playing the long game there. You'd be surprised, well no you wouldnt, how much the girls appreciate not immediate sex driven kindness. Anyway i went back to Legs 11 as Nam was texting and went inside (i later barfined her and she was great - great BJ and always smiling and fun).

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.I went inside and one of the girls who BJd me last time smiles (with that you should have fucked me and not Nam smile). She's sitting with a customer. A few seconds later i see her walk past from the bathroom.

WHAT THE FUCK? Is there a flaw in the matrix???? Is the is the "Prestige" movie? etc etc Yep, they are mother fucking TWINS!!!!! In my head im like how has this not been raised on this website? How many guys have a bucket list to BJ/or fuck twins? I couple of enquiries later and i have bar fined them already to come to the hotel at 7pm tonight. I doubt they'll let me take a photo, but geeze i hope they do.

Later i had beach road girl come over. She was crying as her best friend in Lao borrowed 50k and isnt paying it back and blaming her for asking (manipulative bullshit). She didnt ask me to help or anything and i wont. But geeze you should see this little womans heart breaking, she just doesn't have anyone to love her (her mum died when she was young) and its all she wants and she's the loveliest person. Thailand can be a pretty hard place.

Today i think i might rest before the twins, but we'll see.
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How many of you laughed...or scoffed...when i said i would take it easy before seeing the twins.

I saw https://www.thaifriendly.com/Thidarat616 for ST, 1500 bhat (i offered, maybe she goes cheaper). She cam 15minutes after initial contact. Upfront her face is a little less cute than her photo, though i did say no makeup. Thats not to say she isn't cute, she is fun. Sh'e a bit heavier than her photo but holds it well. Her boobs are a nice natural, light nipple and white skinned C cup. Her ass is big a glorious, very round and firm and feels great to fuck in all positions. It so firm there is still plump firm flesh up to her hips which makes great handles. her blow job is nice without being spectatular. Really she is a girl next door, she friendly and a nice fuck.

Ahhhhh you are saying, spoiling yourself before the twins tonight, Shaun you idiot! Well im not, as i didnt cum (on purpose).

My seat aloft mount satisfaction was quickly blown off (literally) as i though i might go see if Juney was back and book her for tomorrow. She was. I couldnt resist ticking off the alst of teh 5 big massage cats (Ola, Nico, Nana, Nui/Pookie and Juney). Juney is much smaller than you'd think from photos, 143 cm and 43kg. Her boobs arent as big either. She is tiny!!

She was a delight. We spent about 30minutes talking about her relationship (her not whining, me asking and two way). Her Russian BF of 3 years is young, relatively poor, realtively nice but also relatively controlling and selfish (youth part to blame). I also suspect he has no idea that those BJs he's been getting are world class and not normal. Anyway, I suspect it wont last, Juney has just grown attached but she also appreciates they may be better as friends. If anyone has 100k a month...they might be able to entice Juney away from BF and her work (thats not a joke).

Her BJ/HJ was the best i've had in pattaya. Not actually in my life, that was this girl in sydney 15 years ago who told me at 2am in a bar she was good at giving BJs. She did the "Washing machine" style which i've never encountered since. Anyway Juney was simply perfect. UNfortunately first day of her period, fuck. She suggested she go clean and we try but nah, no need when her hands and mouth are so good. Oddly, not that great to kiss with her fake lips and tongue not that great. Anyway while Ola, Nico, Nui and Pookie are all deservedly icons and legends, i say Juney is the best.



Twins are here in less than 2 hours, crap. i gotta rest.
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Okay so the twins from 11 came over. Their bodies were all that great, but they have very beautiful and sexy faces and there is no doubt that have the two of them look up at you while sucking you is just a joy, and very surreal. I'll never forget. They also have slightly different personalities, with one a little more business and the other more genuinely liking me and trying to sneak actual affection/intimacy when the other (more bossy one) isn't looking. Damage after 500 each BF was 2500 each..which was 500 more each due to it being two girls. You'd think it would cost less as less work....but to be fair i'd need $0 to go ST with a good looking woman and $10m to go with my brother.

I then went Soi Six to see the girl from Foxy but she was sitting with customer, so i went have a drink elsewhere. I cam back and she was very very much with the customer so i had some drinks and games with her nerdy friend. I couldnt help but be a little sad seeing her with this other person (i know i know), i accetped it comfortably though. I ended up back on the 2nd road end at i forget the name. When facing the beack end probably the first big bar with pool table. A lttle woman with incredible ass got me. She came over to the market with me to get some food. I went to her bar to eat, she ordered a drink. In the entire time i ate and drank my soda she didnt return from the bathroom so i left (i cant help but wonder what on earth she was doing, having a baby maybe). That ass though..i might try to find her again. Anyway i ended up at Bandits hideout i think its called. That is a fun bar, the girls really enjoying themselves and some stunners in there. I picked the very short, slim, with big fake boobs that looks amazing (she had great skin on her body, face not quiet is smooth). Anyway we had a nice time chatting and joking, and eventually i bar fined her LT (400 bar fine, aparantly its 2000 before 1am). She cost 4000. At home sex with the little body was good, but i was tired and we both really wanted to just cuddle close and sleep. Her story is she worked in warehouse which she still wants to do (as more physical) but lost job or hours and so is doing this for a few months until she finds another job as has kid at home. I suspect a few more 4000 paydays and she'll hang around a bit longer.

Now i've caught a cold so we'll see what happens tonight. I want to see Foxy girl again but am resigned to her being busy so i might see the Bandits girl or even the toilet girl (sorry toilet girl i don't remember your name). Oh its Whin!
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Not too much to report from last night, I went back to Soi 6 to see Bam from Foxy. Damn that bar has some nice woman, atleast 5 very hot ones. I chatted to Bams friend Aida who had 5 shots in front of her. She said from online and her 20th drink today (at like 9pm)! Anyway i can assure anyone online the shots are real and they do get drunk.

After a few drinks and then waiting for the room upstairs to be free (had Bams clothes) we went to treetown as Bam want to learn pool. It was very cute watching her try to learn and she did okay. We then went to another bar to see a close friend of hers (older lasy) - both bars were the Retro bars - great music for anyone sick of crap music - and at 1am i took her home as i was tired of sharing her (i told her that! haha). Oh one thing i thought funny was at one point i very quickly, innocently gestered cheers to an old(50) lady at the adjacent bar..long story but more as joke..and Bam got a bit annoyed. I assume its a respect thing, but i mean come on you are hot and 22 and she not and 50! And i had to see you making out with some guy yesterday! Anyway i just found it amusing. These girls are pretty fragile sometimes. At home it was more of a make love than fuck type of night which was very nice.  I sense she is very careful to stay a bit closed off though and rightly so. I do wonder if bar girls prefer the immediate (aggressive sometimes) sexual interaction in the bar (good for their ego) or the slower burn flirting and building up intimacy style encounter. Maybe like me it depends on the person.

Today i saw beach road girl for lunch as usual, such a sweet heart -very understanding im here for fun but that she holds a different importance in my trip. She will come with me to Bangkok tomorrow for one night. Oh she's very very Bi and very open to threesome. Tonight i am seeing TF girl in a minute, review to come later and then probably bar fine LT the other Soi 6 girl from Bandits. I'm a bit over variety and opting now for more repeats.
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Okay ive lost a day and i want to jump to last night as soon as possible so lets go..

On my last night in Pattaya i saw https://www.thaifriendly.com/photo.php?u=lemonk14 whom i had seen on my previous trip. As per other reviews she is a bit lazy, but has fantastic fake boobs. Her BBJ is a little strange as is her handjob...she is kinda sexy but kinda doesn't know what eh is doing. BUT if you want to make video she is great, she enjoys it and plays up to the camera. I think our sex/video was about 25minites...and then she slept in my bed for an hour. Yeah she's lazy!

Later i went to Soi 6 and saw Som from Bandits bar again and LT her again. She's so little and quite fun depsite having no english. There were a couple other absolute stunners there including one who is very much a model and loves to parade. I would have liked to have seen Bam from Foxy again after the previous night but i figured she's be a bit bored with me. I was wrong, i later sent her a message saying thankyou and that i understand im a bit old and boring haha. She sent me a lovely message back listing all the nice things i'd done for her (subtle things like the way i walked with her, treated her etc).

Anyway i then went bangkok with me beach road girl who i see every day. On the way we were talking about her relationship last year with a tomboy and i mentioned well im a bit over woman now but she wanted to get a girl we could. See next post...
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Okay this deserves its own post.

After dinner (great japaanese place on sukhumvit opposite soi eight i took her to soi cowboy. She looked interested but not overly excited. I took her upstairs Baccara where they are topless. I see her looking downstairs. She mentions she likes her girls young. The girl she looking a little fat for her...she likes them young and slim (she is very slim and young looking herself though she is 30).

We go to Nana plaza and in Spankys she sees a body she likes but im not loving the touristy atmosphere there, its mostly couples from western countries. We go to Geisha and there is a 10 girls lathering up naked in soap.Beach Road girl has drewel comming out of her mouth, cranking her neck to see the girls. It is hilarious. She is like a 17 year old boy from the farm at his first city strip bar. She's telling em the ones she likes and i told her to slow down, we dont know who is bi and we dont want a girl just comming with us and pretending.

I ask the mamasan who is bi and likes men and woman. Mamasan is an idiot. She calls over another girl who understood. and she brings over a few. The one that came over smiling gets Nams (beach road girl) attention. They immediately hit it off laughing. 1200 bar fine and 4000 ST, i wasnt negotiating. Off we go, the girls arm in arm joking and chatting and me behind them. Its a sight to see.

In the room it is the same they both look excited and my little Nam has become more dominant and assertive. After showers we are in bed and the fun starts. This is a REAL 3some, not two girls taking turns with me. They love each other and are happy we me. Hearing Nam say "good girl" to the otehr girl as she licks her is hilarious and the other girl calls her PNam (the P apparently means "older"...i.e. Bim the geisha girl is playing the young submissive). Bim is very small with fake boobs and tattoos. A little slim for me but she is hot and was great ontop. Most of the fun was just watching the two of them go at each other in exctasy and me helping along and later fucking Bim with Nam playing around too. Nam fingering Bim very fast and assertively was fantastic to watch, previously i didnt think i'd get much out of it.

Later Nam tells me Bim asked for her details and Nam told her "Yes and when you are in Pattaya we can meet and have sex". Bim says yes. Sheeesh so direct with the lesbians. As Bim was leaving they are still walking arm in arm, Nam puts Bim on her back in the lift to check her wait. Watching them together i think man we are lucky all girls arent bi...as they have much more fun together than with men.