At The Dentist
The dentist pulls out a Novocaine needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me! The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
'No objection, ' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills. '
The dentist then returns and says, Here's a Viagra tablet. '
The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer! '
It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth
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