A man asked a waiter to take  a bottle of Merlot to an
            unusually  attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
            cozy little restaurant.

            So the  waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This
            is from the gentleman who is seated over  there,' and
            indicated
            the sender with a nod of his head.

            She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking
            at
            the man, then decided to  send a reply to him by a note. The
            waiter,
            who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note  from
            her
            and conveyed it to the gentleman.  The note  read: 'For me to
            accept
            this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
            million
            dollars  in the bank and '7' inches in your  pants'.

            After reading the note, the man decided to compose  one of
            his own
            in return.  He folded the note, handed  it to the waiter and
            instructed
            him to deliver it to the lady.  It read:  Just to let you
            know things
            aren't always what they  appear to be: I have a Ferrari
            Maranello,
            BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche  Turbo in my several
            garages;
            I have beautiful homes  in  Aspen and Miami , and a  10,000
            acre
            ranch in  Montana . There is  over 700 million dollars
            in my
            bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a  woman as
            beautiful
            as you, would I cut off  three inches.  Just send  the wine
            back....

            Tiger