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What's the difference between God and a surgeon: God doesn't consider himself a surgeon.

What do you call two orthopedics surgeons and a brain MRI: double blind study.

In the army, the army physician used to play practical jokes.  During the annual rectal exam, the doctor would stand behind the patient, with the left hand placed on the patient's left shoulder and one finger into the patient's rectum.  Then, a second doctor would come quietly behind the patient and place his right hand on the patient's right shoulder.

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i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc?

Ok there are tons of surgeon jokes, but here's one by a surgeon who's teaching some medical students:
Even your grandma and psychologists can tell you this is a hernia.

How do pathologists die?
They get run over in the carpark by radiologists getting off from work at 4pm
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i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc?
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You're kidding me??

Forget the 2nd doc, that's just incidental, could be anyone ...

Look at it from the soldier's point of view ... he drops his pants turns around and bends over ... then feels something going into his ass, and two hands on his shoulders ... what's he going to think?? ...  




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by gangster at 17-2-2010 00:17
i don't get the check up joke, what's up with the 2nd doc?

Ok there are tons of surgeon jokes, but here's one by a surgeon who's teaching some medical students:
Even your grandma and psychologists ca ...

Yea, it's like DArtagnan said, it's like some guy banging him from the behind.  Though, most of our penises are larger in grith than our index fingers.
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