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Virgin couple marries

A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.
"Pop, what do I do first?"
"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies.
So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama.
"Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.
"What do I do?" he asks.
His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she pees!" is the dad`s advice.
A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks.
"Well, what is he doing?" mama asks.
"He`s in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!"

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Fun Fun Funny
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lol nice!!
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good
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good one
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haha.. funny stuff dude
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Reply #1 studboy18's post

sad to say, the chances of such a thing actually happening is way too remote in today's times. people lose their virginity at 12!
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Funniest joke I have heard for a long time.
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HAHAHA .. the awkwardness of virgins eh.
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Haha.....hardest part in where she pee lol!




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hahahaaha
thats how u make the hardest part softer




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Reply #1 studboy18's post

What are you saying?  That I'm doing it wrong??




I didn't do it.  Really I didn't.
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OMG the dad should have said, "your body part that gives you the most pleasure"....
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wow.....  after reading that one...  i didnt expect such an ending...
great joke..

usually i wont comment on jokes but this one is great.
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