I am far from a veteran of Macau.  I have been a total of 3 times and every time was just to D1.  Now it appears that D1 is no longer convenient, in a poor looking building and potentially not a good selection, I need to ask some advice.  Please, response from seriously experienced bro's only with concrete information that pertains to my situation.

I have clients coming to Hong Kong from Europe and they are VERY interested in a visit to Macau (not for gambling).  This is a big contract and I want them to have a suburb time, not just a good time.

I assume to start with Helicopter ride over instead of the boat but, is there more than one service?  Is one better than the others?  What kind of price is that, per person, or can you just rend the whole thing?

Forgetting about cost, what club is going to have the best and most selection?  They have said that they have heard of the "entertainment" part of the line up so I presume I must go somewhere that has this kind of feature.

Is their limo services available in Macau?  

Is there any kind of packages that would include all of the above or at least a major part of it and where could I find such deals?

Oh, and yes, we would be staying the nigh, so hotel is important also and again, quality is utmost.

Thanks in advance for quality info!

Helicopter is fine, but it often doesn't run (supposedly due to weather, but perhaps also due to not enough passengers). So hold the ferry as backup. You can go Premier class, or Super class (both about the same), which is slightly nicer than economy class if you are trying to impress.

Having a limo on the Macau side is a good idea, and there are limos to be booked.

For service, figure out whether you want them to be exposed to a sauna such as Rio or 18 or Familia Nobre, or a KTV such as Club 9.

For hotels, there are many to choose from. I think the Banyan Tree is the nicest I've seen. The Grand Lisboa is also nice, and is closer to the punting action.

Gherk

How about that Macau Stag poster/advertisement at the top of this page? They seem to be able to coordinate all the stuff for you.

Agree on macau stag. They do this for a living, so consult them. And for god's sake do some research, if this is so important to you instead of seeking easy way out.  Simple google "macau helicopter" gives u link to the heli service, which has the times and price of helicopter ride.  Also this is a reports section, not questions/help section.

For taking care of an important Western client, a blend of East meets West is best. Here what I think makes sense for you:

Transportation: helicopter is great
Hotel: Wynn Encore (arrange transfer from heli to hotel)
Dinner: Italian at Wynn or Kobe beef at MGM ABA restaurant
Pickup Girls: Go to Club 9 in L'Arc Hotel or Le Grande in Starworld Hotel, get a room, make your pick of girls, pay for overnight service
Entertainment: After an hour or two, take all the girls to Lions bar MGM for an hour or two for music and dance
Finale: Back to your Wynn Hotel room to start the action
The beauty of this plan is you need no local transportation as everything is close by and walking distance.
Enjoy. Oh yes, bring plenty of cash or a Gold AMEX.

Add Playboy Club in Sands for a high-roller night out. Bunnies are great eye candy and decent company, but no take away unfortunately

Playboy Club closed a couple years ago

Excellent info, I really appreciate it and hopefully others, that have the same idea, will utilize this also, thanks.

Chill, why you gotta be such a hater?  The questions I posed are not just for me but for reference of others.  If a mod has issue with my posts location, they will move it, they are good about that.  I don't know why you have to be so negative?  But, that's OK, I accept your criticism and still appreciate your suggestion.

stroke long and perspire!

Well, this section is supposed to be about "reports"; there is a separate section called "Questions and Answers". A mod should come in and move your posts but they seem to be absent nowadays.

A while back, I wondered about this too (i.e.: reports versus questions). Eventually, I came across post number 1 by CunningLinguist in the Macau Hunting Info thread, which intimates that Q&A is ok in the Macau section. Supposedly, one can tell whether something is a report or a question by looking at how the moderator colors the threads. But these days, the all seem to be the same color.

Gherk

The questions, although not intended that way, are of such a nature whereby one can see it will illicit response of mongering in Macau.  If the questions, and thereby the answers, are solely for the point of Mongering in Macau, then I do not see why it would not fit in this section.  If a mod feels otherwise and wants to move it to the general Q&A, then I have no problem with that.  But my intent was and actions were thought through, I did weigh between here or there and decided here was best, in my opinion.  Others have another opinions, that is fine but why do you feel you need to - karma me for doing so?  A simple comment of, "This probably belongs in Q&A" would suffice.  I mean, Seriously, "Lazy. Also wrong section. Know better if u r lustful lord.".   Thats just rude.

They made a change a couple months back along with restructuring the forums to split QnA and reports. This is the reason first posts on this section give an automatic 5 karma

You're -ve karmaed because you got an extra 5 karma and the forummers are self-moderating you due to the mod not being around. I don't know whether it's necessary since it's just 5 karma, but you probably wouldn't have noticed otherwise

It is an interesting conundrum. For those who post in the Macau section predominantly, the forum's economics don't really work. So few brothers actually read the Macau section (compared to the HK sections) that the amount of "karma per post" is generally much lower (yes, there are exceptions, but it's the rule). Half a dozen graphical HK postings and you're well up the "k" scale. Not so for those posting Macau experiences.

I also happen to think it's useful to have all "Macau" info in the "Macau" section, rather than having to go through zillions of HK posts looking for background info on Macau.

I think having a Macau questions forum would be ok, but the volume of posts in the Macau section is low enough that I don't think a separate Macau questions forum is really warranted.

Just my opinion. Yours may well be very different.

Gherk

He was awarded 5 karma points for the questions rather than a report because he posted here. hence the -ve karma from bros

I mean I appreciate the fact that you have ideas on how this particular section can be run, but that clearly isn't the intent of the mods when they restructured the sections. Hence you see the -ve karma awards by bros.

There is a section in Feedback for Senior Bros, you can voice your thoughts there, since the mods don't come onto this section as much anymore.

This is not my first post in Macau section.  I reported on a trip to D1, although it was a couple of years ago.  I've been around here for quite some time.  Regardless, I got 5 karma or not for the post was not my intention and most certainly, I don't really care about karma to be honest.  I don't come here to try and build up Karma or points or whatever.  I come to share, read, learn and ask questions that I think others may be wanting to know the answers to also.

So, just to be clear, someone gives me a negative Karma, its OK, really, I'm not going to get upset about that by any means.  All I was trying to say was, do bro's need to be so negative.  I have stated my reason for posting this here, right or wrong I accept a mods decision, move, removal, negative karma, whatever, that's fine.  But the guys giving me negative Karma are not mods, they are not even veterans of the board and then they not only give me negative Karma but make snide comments on-top of it.  That is what I am talking about, that is what I am calling out.

That will be the last I say about it and I feel bad that this turned into what it did.  I had hoped it would have been some good information for me, and for others, on some plans, packages, direction of high quality, money is no limit, Macau mongering.

Cheers

REV - directed at hjsmith specifically

[ Last edited by  8isenough at 26-9-2013 13:01 ]

@ggherkin: the policy has changed since the restructuring, the stickies no longer apply. I guess this hasnt been updated since then. Lack of hands to moderate is perhaps a cause of the update to sticky.

@8isenough: you perhaps werent ard during the change, but its indeed now pretty standard to award negative karma for posting incorrectly. I try not to do it because it will be cleaned up sooner or later. There is no need to rail against other bros for doing so

I'll say one last thing about this and no more also, as it wasnt my intent to blow it up like this (plus, so hard to type on ipad).

On top of the post, in my view belonging to the wrong section, the question itself wasnt even novel.  There was a similar, in fact almost exact same "moneys no limit how do i have a good time in macau" question posted several times, with almost exact same responses being given (try macaustag, arrange limo, etc).  

Reason for the comment, which may have seemed overly rude as i didnt want to type too long on ipad (plus karma comments are not allowed to be long) is that it semed plainly obvious that you did not RTFF.  Yes, its been said many many times, and i will say again, RTFF!  And to me, if you want the snap summary info, no matter gow you tried to package your original intent, that is being lazy.

Also, saying its okay to post questions here because mods will remove it, is like saying i can litter on street because sanitation crew will clean it up.  Come on. Really?

Macaustag is a massive ripoff.  Just a glorified party planning service, but in Macau all the information so readily available and the venues are so close together, and you don't need invite to get into any club/bar, just have a bag stuffed with HKD and you will be fine.

Having a good time in Macau can be done on any budget, but blatantly saying that budget is no object is going to rate you a lot of bs answers.  It's like saying what would you buy if budget is no issue, and you will get people telling you to buy a private island or some other ridiculous option that has no relevance to what you want to know.

Start with a budget that is reasonable to you, and you'll get better answers.  I have a hard time answering your kind of questions because it's just too open-ended.

For instance, limo service is available from any hotel, and there are private hires for this as well.  Expect to pay something like 100 usd/hour from what I've seen, with a minimum 2 hour rental.  If you want real class, try to rent a couple of bentleys, which are a lot nicer than your regular limos about town.  The Macaustag limo is parked out in front of the Sands Macau casino, so you can take a look at it if you want, but it's relatively standard, nothing amazing about that.

For hotels, the range is enormous and it's hard to recommend anything without a budget in mind.  For the absolute best deal in town, the Sheraton normal deluxe rooms currently are less than 1,000 hkd/night, and they are serious value for money.  A step higher would be the Conrad regular kind rooms, then you can sprinkle in the Grand Lisboa rooms for about 1,700 hkd, then the top end would have to be the Wynn and Bayan Tree regular rooms at close to 300 usd or more per night.  However, if you are looking at high end, they you should be really considering the suites, and they can be like 5k++, I would actually recommend the Starworld Suites at Starwood as a great deal on a suite that is large and comfortable and close to the KTV nightclubs in town.

You may also consider the Venetian, Hyatt, MGM, and Sands.  Stay away from Holiday Inn, Lisboa, Presidente, and basically any other hotel not on this list.

Hottest girls, normally in the KTVs, L'Arc and Starworld clubs would be the best usually, although I have great success in Rio.  Sauna girls have generally more skill, cheaper on the wallet, and easier to convince to come out after shift.  Highest end, go to Cubic and find some civvies, be prepared to spend, and have those Bentleys outside.  I've seen high rollers buyout a VIP casino hostess for 150,000 hkd, so sky is the limit (admittedly she was smoking hot).

Ask a specific question, I'l try and answer.  Otherwise I feel like i'm spewing out information that seems useless.