One day a man went on a buissness trip.

He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"

The hooker replied "100 $"

The man said "100 $, That's a lot of got damn money"

So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."

So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.

The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a blow job?"

She said "200 $"

"200 $ that's a lot of money"

She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yacht by the pier, I paid for that yacht by giving blow jobs."

So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life

On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the blo job was great how much for the whole package."

"1000 $'

"1000 $ that's a lot of god damn money"

So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."