A woman is having a costume party for halloween. The only rule is you have to dress up as an emotion.

The night of the party, the first guest arrives.The woman opens the door and sees a man wearing a green custume with green face paint.

What are you dressed up as? The man replies, well I'm green with envy. What a wonderful costume come right in.

After awhile another guest arrives. The woman opens the door and there's a girl dressed all in pink.

The woman says to the girl what a unique costume, what emotion are you?
I'm tickled pink. What a great costume! Enjoy the party.

After awhile the woman hears another knock on the door. She opens the door and is shocked by what she sees. Standing naked on her porch are two huge black guys.

One of them has his dick in a custard, and the other has his dick in a pear. The woman says to them, you have some nerve!
You have to be dressed as an emotion to attend this party.
What are you talking about lady?
We are emotions.
I'm fuckin disgusted and he's deep in despair.

Didnt quite find it funny.. but my dirty mind wanders if the 2 black guys had anything to do with the green and pink women.