Once there was a girl who was part-timing as a waitress at a restaurant. At the end of each night after the last customers had left a dog would wander in. For several nights the dog came, and for several nights the girl had to shoo the dog out.

Then one night she noticed that the dog was actually carrying a pouch in his mouth and in it was money and an order for food.

This strange customer continued to visit every night. And one night, the girl finally decided to see from where did the dog come. After taking the dog's order and money she packs the food in a doggy-bag. The dog grabs it and quietly exits the restaurant. The girl soon snuck behind and followed.

The dog walked to a traffic intersection. He stops, drops the bag and jumps to tap the pedestrian crossing button. He picks up the bag, waits for the light and crosses. The girl was pleasantly surprised at what she had just saw and decided that she must follow to see where it goes.

The dog strolls along, stops at the curbside, raises his hand and pulls out a bus-pass from the collar. The bus stopped, the dog boards and proceeds to find himself a nice seat. At this point the girl wonders, "Wow, this dog is so smart! I wonder who could be the trainer of such incredible animal."

Two stops later, in the middle of the night, this food-ordering, road-crossing, bus-riding dog got off the bus and wanders into a dark, quiet alley way. And the awed yet curious girl follows.

Suddenly, the dog stops at an unmarked door, looks around, then bangs his head against the cold iron gate a few times. A big, dark shadow slowly closed in, opened the door and shows itself. It was a big, fat, balding man, with a big stick in his hand. For no reason he proceeds to pick up the dog and beats the living sh*t out of it.

Unable to hold in her amazement, curiosity and outrage at the maltreatment of the poor animal, the brave girl stepped up to confront the brute and yelled at him. "Why are you beating the dog. He's so hardworking and smart!!"

The big fat balding man barks back, "What the HELL do you know!!? You say that he is smart but this is the THIRD time he forgot and left his keys at home!! Utterly Unacceptable!"

The girl said nothing more...

Moral of the story:  No matter how good of a job you do, your boss will never be satisfied.