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Post at 12-3-2010 16:53  Profile P.M. 
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Blond and Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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Post at 13-3-2010 17:13  Profile P.M. 
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the woman being a blonde doesn't have anything to do with this joke.
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Reply #2 dfoperative's post

not a required element, but it adds color - playing on the 'dumb blonde' expectation, with the twist being that she's a) maybe not so dumb in the end and b) may be playing on the dumb blonde reputation deliberately.




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Post at 15-3-2010 11:33  Profile P.M. 
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i take it not all blondes are dumb
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by Guile at 15-3-2010 11:33
i take it not all blondes are dumb

Bottled blondes are anything but dumb: they're gaming the system!




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since your brought up a lawyer joker i kinda remember another funny one.
So God tried to sue the Devil, but the Devil was like how are you going to sue me if all the lawyers are in hell.
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In the #1 post, actually the blonde is the smart one not the lawyer.
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