Subject: Anal sex?
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It was not a pleasant experience for anyone involved.  She went to the bathroom and left me to clean up the dookie.  

Awful.

In the future, I will reserve anal for hotel rooms or places that are not my own.


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Reply #59 JustSeven's post

Hahaha! First time I hear of this. What did you do after that? Did you carry on with the deed or you ended it there?
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Reply #62 locus58's post

He'd be a brave soul to continue with the deed after she squirted out shit on his bed at home! I'd kick that girl out!
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Reply #63 xavierkk's post

I would have ask her to do the laundry at the same time! hahaha! Can you picture her expression when  she squirted the shit out? I can only imagine it!!! The horror and the shame!
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Reply #64 locus58's post

Oh no locus58, why are you putting images in my head?

Has anyone ever seen Van Wilder?

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The squirt happened at the end of the session... I prefer white spunk instead of brown spunk!
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I think bros who have spent some time on a correctional facility won't be bothered by anything unpleasant coming out of the backdoor! As long as its not a fellow inmate eh? Haha!

I tried anal once... my gf won't let me penetrate. It's either she's not relaxing or just the thought of a dick in her anus is awfully painful.

About the yellow submarine... enema is the solution, but you have to know what you are doing or the girl ends up on a hospital. Put pure water she loses body electrolytes. Use alcohol.... well she gets drunk in minutes haha! There's an enema solution and kit available. Just search the web.
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Reply #67 happyrabbit's post

Yup. I came across that once when i was in the pharmacy. Purpose of the enema is to clean out the bowel and helps to clean it as well.
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Reply #65 xavierkk's post

The first Van Wilder! The one where the prick gets fed diarrhea formula, rushes out of his law exam, ends up getting dragged into a meeting of future alumni, and end up crapping into a garbage can in front of them. I've got that image in my head now!
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by JustSeven at 23-5-2011 12:38
I will only admit this online and never in person.

The most recent time I had anal the girl actually shit the bed.  So I traded anal cherry for a set of sheets.

Shit the bed.

Shit... in... the... b ...




The lower colon is normally completely empty until a girl feels the urge for a bowel movement, so she just didn't know what she was doing.  An enema on top of that is great, but not absolutely necessary.  So it's not about 'fudge packin' if the girl just avoids taking it up the pooter when she feels a big brown burrito working its way down.

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Reply #67 happyrabbit's post

If you add sea salt to your water mixture you will not lose any electrolytes. It will keep your keep you body from absorbing
any of the water thru your bowel.
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Never tried it so far, though I have great interest in it. My private girlfriends never wanted it, and in Munich usually a surcharge of EUR 100 (around US-$ 140) is applied, provided the girl offers anal sex after all.

I did finger a girl in her ass though and also licked the tight virgin butthole of a young girl here in Munich who obviously was a total newbie in the business. Was one of the favourite moments in my mongering career.
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Reply #72 novaalbion's post

"To toss salad" is one of my favorite hobbies as well. To be able to convince an anal virgin to let me plunge my manhood deep into her anal chute, the process is almost as pleasant as the result!
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by JustSeven at 23-5-2011 12:38
I will only admit this online and never in person.

The most recent time I had anal the girl actually shit the bed.  So I traded anal cherry for a set of sheets.

Shit the bed.

Shit... in... the... b ...

HAHAHA....I guess the saying "shit the bed" could be taken literally in your case
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by locus58 at 25-5-2011 12:36
Yup. I came across that once when i was in the pharmacy. Purpose of the enema is to clean out the bowel and helps to clean it as well.

Ok my curiosity has been peaked, are we talking over the counter, on the shelf availability?

I would have always thought that an enema would only available through perscription, if even that.
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Reply #75 flinger's post

It's not OTC product. You can get it anywhere now. Just check out the shelves or askthe salesgirl for help.
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Reply #21 wander's post

The trick is the angle, lots of lube and having your provider/girl relax her asshole like you know when you take a dump and your hole opens up it sounds nasty but thats how you do it..

1) Lots of lube
2) Relax
3) Push out
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Reply #77 davidlee's post

Man, I have tried it, unsuccessfully, a few times...  more than few times.  That hole is just to frickn small!!!  I could never get in.  And the battle to get in made me go soft, and therefore impossible to get in.

A few of the girls were anal-virgins and it was something we both wanted to try -- so understandable that they could not fully relax (first time).  But a few other gals LOVED anal and damn near begged me to fuck her ass --- I STILL could not get in!  Dammit.

Ah well... I am still young enough.  I'll try again.  

But..., I love pussy.  Kissing, fingering, fucking.  I gotta hunch anal wouldnt really be my thing anyway...  Still.  Ya never know.
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