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Post at 24-4-2010 10:36  Profile P.M. 
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Hell, How Big Could It Be???

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63M3LF20100423

"olice Barred From Penis Enlargement" in Indonesia.

Well dang if that doesn't ruin a police cadet's day!   Apparently the rural practice of wrapping one's wanger in irritating plant leaves in order to make it swell up ("like it wasstung by bees" according to the article) makes one's unit too big and cumbersome to fit in one's police pants!

At first I thought, "Wrap my weiner in stinging plant leaves?! No way!"  But then I thought, "Too big to fit in one's pants?  Hmmmmm . . . ."




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Reply #1 TheButler's post

lol... theres a natural remedy people can use to enlarge their penis instead of the other crap on the market..
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Essentially, anything longer than 6' inches is over the limit of most womens' private part, unless need to "fuck a horse" with it.
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Well, at least I know I won't be sleeping wth any wgs in Papua as the girls will be laughing at my small dick after servicing all the local guys with their big penises.  
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I'm curious, the report doesn't say if it's a permanent increase or if this wrapping is some sort of "Right of Passage" that has to be performed.
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Reply #1 TheButler's post

the reason is because they wear penis gourd... which can be quite a hinderance for police work!

[ Last edited by  kaka at 24-4-2010 23:42 ]


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Not to be derogatory, but why would you give one of THOSE guys a loaded weapon anyway?!   Big dick or no big dick, is that the kinda guy you want driving a police cruiser at 100 mph?

And the second obvious question: why torture your dick if you can just use that damn gourd on your girl?!




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Reply #4 doghead's post

at the end of the day I still believe that its how u use it to pleasure the girl than size.. (but of course size does matter a bit)
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It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it




Keep on mongering....
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Most WGs will answer you that it is not the length but the thickness and hardness of your dick that matters.
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that would make for an amazing police report:

failed to detain suspect.  reason - giant swollen penis prevented apprehension.

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TheButler   25-4-2010 23:24  Acceptance  +2   lol! "Tripped on dick!"




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by dickinabox at 25-4-2010 17:59
that would make for an amazing police report:

failed to detain suspect.  reason - giant swollen penis prevented apprehension.

Hey wait a minute . . . who are YOU to criticize guys wearing gourds??  Mr. Dick-In-A-Box?!  




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QUOTE:
Originally posted by TheButler at 26-4-2010 05:34



Hey wait a minute . . . who are YOU to criticize guys wearing gourds??  Mr. Dick-In-A-Box?!  

dude, i love that skit so much.  if anyone is wondering where my name originates from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

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Penis discrimination, whatever next.
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by ymc at 25-4-2010 16:57
Most WGs will answer you that it is not the length but the thickness and hardness of your dick that matters.

I disagree. What matters is the money to most working girls. A fast quickie, the least amount of time and work, for the most money.   

[ Last edited by  Weelock at 27-4-2010 09:22 ]
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