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Post at 7-5-2010 09:34  Profile P.M. 
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two rednecks and a catalogue

Two rednecks men were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.

One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"

The second one replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

The second guy smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too."

Three weeks later, the two guys bump into each other. He asks his friend, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalogue?"

The second replies... "No, but it shouldn't be long now... she sent all her clothes yesterday!"
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