My only real scare was in Melbourne...brothels are legal but not Asian 'massage' places.
I prefer the massage places...cheaper and these days Im generally happy with a hand or blow job.
Had a really nice massage and blowjob [with condom] walked out, jumped in the car drove onto the main road, stopped at lights and made a righ turn.
Was driving along and heard a siren woop, looked in the miror and there was an unmarked car behind me with a flashing light.
For the life of me I was trying to figure why Id been stopped....did i go a red light?
I got out and the plain clothes cop got out [sort of plain clothes...maybe a council uniform but wearing a gun....and made a point of unclipping the holster tab....I thought Shit!! whas going on???]
So the questions began......you came out of that place....did you pay for sex?.....what was the girls name?...was she naked?....did she give you hand relief?
Big no to every question....and I said I told the girl I only wanted a straight massage...no funny business.
He says...Oh come on..I understand...Im a guy too you know.....he had an offsider who I think was actually a council officer....prob as a witness but all he could do was smirk.
I stuck to my story...he asks if Im married...I say yes....he says he doesnt believe my story....says if he finds out Im lying hes going to come knocking on my door....[try to imagine how I would explaing this to my wife.]
This goes on for a while untill he realises Im not going to crack......and finally says..OK you can go...I still dont believe you....but adds...and dont worry..I wont be coming around
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