Wanchai - Escape Bar, Jenny, Thai Saleswoman, but terrible performer
When: Wanchai, Escape Bar, around 1am on Sunday morning, 27 Feb
Name: Jenny
Ethnicity: Half Japanese Half Thai - intriguing, right?? Wrong... Stay away from this nasto
Height: 165cm
Smell: 2/5 - Smelled like cheap Victoria Secret and pot pourrie mix... not my type.
Body: 4/5 - Nicely enhanced bolt ons, amazing hips
Face: 2.5/5 - I should have gone against my better judgement, because not MCOT, but I didn't want to hang around too long and the Thai I was hoping for got picked up right before I got there. Jenny has a big face, kinda round and flat, and wears this lipstick that seems to be permanent.
Repeat: NFW
Cost: Started at 3k, so I asked her "for How Long?" She wasn't ready and said "3 hours," so I laughed at her. Settled for 1.5k for two hours + HKD330 for 2 hours at Victoria Hotel
You will notice her in the Thai crowd. She has a really hot body, but her face is a hybrid ugly Japanese girl and mildly pretty Thai. I bought her 1 drink and before I even drank hers, I told her "lets get outta here" We go to Victoria Hotel and book a 2 hour room. I'm pleasantly surprised with the cleanliness and comfort of the beds. Could def. sleep there if I had too...
She takes like 30 minutes to get ready. I just keep thinking, "oh man, she untying her dick or something." She's been in HK for 3 or 4 days and its like she hadn't showered yet because she steamed up the bathroom and probably did a full body wash. It was a bit annoying and my buzz was fading.
She gets on top of me, makes me sit at the head of the bed with my back to the headboard. She does that little titty swirl on my nips, then begins to titty fuck LB... mhew... not great. Then I ask her to give me a BBBJ. NOPE. How about suck my nuts? NOPE. How about lick my asshole? NOPE. How about a little kiss? NOPE. So wtf can you do? CBJ... was OK, but that shit doesn't do it for me.
So she straddles me CG. She places my left hand on her tits and forces me to suck the nipple. Then takes my right hand and puts it on her lower back - APPLY PRESSURE she says, so I do. I guess this is the position she needs to get off. Well, hot damn, she got off in like 43 seconds, and was out for the count. Then she just wanted to chill out in the bed like it was the most heavenly thing she has seen since getting to HK. She must be staying in a dorm with a bunch of other WGs because she passed out instantly. I was like...wtf just happened??
I still have 1hr 15min remaining for the room. She sees me getting dressed and asks me if she can stay - I'm like...it's all yours~~
I leave unsatisfied, but looking forward to seeing my regular knock-knock near COSCO Tower in Central. For the life of me, I can't remember the name... if you go towards of the foot of the stairs in that open area next to COSCO Tower, then its right there on the main street. Walk up a few stairs and elevator goes up 10 floors. Can always count on her to finish me off during my smoke breaks at work - thought I'd give Joanne a try late at night, on the 9th floor.
Joanne was closed when I got there, but I pounded on the door a few times. She opened the door and was so happy to see me.
BBBJ, Nipple kissing, every position, hot damn is juicy down there. I spend another 2 hours, smoke, chill, bone, then I leave at around 4:30am... Wife and kids in Korea this week, so had to take advantage of any opportunity to monger in peace.
Simple_needs
Recent Ratings
zorkelias
8-5-2017 22:33 Acceptance +1
chemical
16-3-2017 00:35 Acceptance +1
Excellent
mchk
6-3-2017 13:59 Karma +2
Tough Luck, sometimes rolling the dice in WC bars.
Petay_1283
3-3-2017 16:35 Karma +5
doghead
1-3-2017 07:59 Karma +4
Uh, WC bar girls provide GF feeling which is more likely to be variation of vanilla sex, asshole licking?..go to special ...
obe
28-2-2017 20:59 Karma +5
Thanks
Thai-delight
28-2-2017 20:55 Karma +3
thx
Freelancer
28-2-2017 09:56 Karma +4
Favorable
bigchief27a
28-2-2017 04:27 Karma +2
Oh well
JJJ37
28-2-2017 01:09 Karma +4
MothToAFlame
27-2-2017 22:49 Karma +4
Original
sexfiend
27-2-2017 17:29 Acceptance +1
Funny story but unlucky experience
UncleDad
27-2-2017 15:47 Karma +4
Thanks for TOFTT
flappo84
27-2-2017 10:16 Karma +6
Original
sam_smith
27-2-2017 09:33 Karma +1
Bad luck bro, on a side note, when they say they're Thai mix Japan, you can be certain they're pure Thai.
issue151
27-2-2017 05:33 Karma +2
Nice Report
jake.houston
27-2-2017 03:03 Karma +6
I would say a few more questions in Escape would have saved this punt. Better luck next time the fam is gone.
wander
27-2-2017 01:41 Karma +6
Wow, Jenny really sucked.. too bad Bro.
Skykwng
27-2-2017 00:34 Karma +1
Made me LOL for "wife and kids in Korea"