Date & Time of Session: July 2017
Location: Bangkok
Name: Lydea
Agent: Analisa Massage
Nationality & Language: Thai
Age: 25
Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Heigth: 1.60m (guess)
Hair: Shaved
Skill: 3/5
Service: sensual massage
Price & Session Length: 90 min, 2300 THB
Repeat: no

My experience at Analisa was not satisfying. If you choose to go this place, don’t even think about choosing Lydea. I jerked myself off at the end because she couldn’t even make me cum, and I’ve cum from other massages every time. I purchased the tantra massage and it was awful – 2300 bhat. Every single part of the massage was bad: the oil massage, the HJ, the BJ, and the prostate massage.

The oil massage felt like a newborn baby was touching me…no force nothing.. so soft I could barely feel anything…as if a pillow was on me. Not at all refreshing.

The prostate massage was absolutely horrendous. This chick had no fucking clue what she was doing. Literally was finger blasting my virgin anus instead of gradually massaging me.

As for the HJ, I thought this would be where I came at least. Nope. She was tugging my dick like it was a door knob. She asks me “are you going to finish?” I respond “I’m trying.” I end up telling her to stop and I jerk myself off. I shouldn’t have done that.

I asked for some kind of refund, however small, as a gesture of professionalism. They refused. They said next time I come back I can get a discount. DON’T go here – there are so many places in Bangkok where you can be satisfied. Why settle and overpay for a shitty overall experience.