Originally posted by
hunter at 3-6-2010 09:36
You just gave me an idea, I should go for Dirty Sanchez with my gal this weekend.
Oh man, let's not get carried away with an anal virgin!
A couple of observations from my time in female anuses:
1: surprising them with the unannounced back door visit is very risky, poop-wise. Normally the lower colon is empty, until one gets the urge to poop it's totally empty except for the occasional tiny piece of crap here and there. So long as your girl is advised to take a dump sometime prior to anal interuptus you should have a relatively clean experience. It would, of course, be even better if she did an anal enema, but you don't want to make this process too daunting for her. Most girls won't tell you, but one of the big things that keeps them from relaxing is their fear of pooping on you. She's not embarrassed to take it up the ass, but she is embarrassed that she might shit all over the bed; THAT she could never live down. The very act of anal sex to her feels a lot like pooping a big one, so it's no wonder that she instinctively tightens up. Letting her know that a pre-poop avoids the risk of a surprise dump will take a 'load' off her mind.
2: No matter what you're still going to get some shades of brown somewhere: tan creampie, skid marks on the sheets, etc. Just deal with it and be ready to whisk anything out of sight so she's not embarrassed.
3: Girls I've been with have always asked for LESS lube. Go figure. Nearly all have been happy with just their natural pussy juices.
4: Fingers, while smaller, are much harder than your dick and uncomfortable in their own way so go easy. It wouldn't hurt for you to get a manicure the day of the event in order to smooth everything out around your cuticles.
5: First time, just be content to get your weiner in her pooter and finger fuck her pussy and clit to orgasm, don't go for a ramrod stroke-a-thon. Best to guarantee her a good time, first time and she'll be back for more.