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Post at 15-11-2010 15:04  Profile P.M. 
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Linda

A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
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Post at 18-11-2010 01:32  Profile P.M. 
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Actually I was thinking about something similar...say if I was married and still visited WGs, I'm worried that I may end up talking about the WG in my sleep. Any of the married bros out there have similar worries?
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Post at 18-11-2010 09:01  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #2 Wachovia68's post

Never ever speak their name, especially not at orgasm

Instead use lovey terms like Honey, Darling, Sweetheart etc ...

If you do end up talking about sex acts or using dirty language, you were having a wet dream inspired by a porno you saw once




Hear Ye!  The Mayor has spoken!
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