Hi, I am trying to impress a chinese girl. To do this, in english I usually say "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, your hair, your eyes and your smile"
Now I want to say it in chinese (Mandarin, thats what most chinese speak right? when i hear her speak chinese she always says nagger naggar all the time). So, pleaseee can somebody translate in chinese how i can say it? I never spoken chinese before so please write it in a way i can pronouce properly. Like, nee how maa. Please help me out guys I really want to impress this girl and I dont know any other chinese forums to ask. How silly of me. Please No silly translations please I am quite attached to this girl emotionally.

Speaking on this topic, do chinese WGs like sweet talking guys? From what I gather, the attitudes vary and chinese generally tend to be colder than euro girls. If I say this to a WG what kind of reaction am I to get? I know she is a WG and I am just there to fuck but I have a bad habit of getting romantic

[ Last edited by  womanizer at 5-12-2010 07:51 ]

nagger naggar.  Do you mean "nei ge"?  Meaning "this one"?  Reminds me of a Russel Peters joke.

There's plenty of forums that will teach you how to converse in Chinese.  You don't need a punting forum to tell you that.  the punting forum has even better information to teach you.  

Yes, womanizer, and one of those lessons is beware of falling for a WG;
most bros would agree that it rarely ends well. There have been several
threads on this subject in Chat this year. Just a friendly word of advice.

translating from English is OK - you'll get credit for that

but even better is to learn what Chinese would say

In Cantonese I was taught to say "yan leng, seng tim, sun choi ho" - something along the lines of "beautiful face, sweet voice, good figure"

Maybe a seasoned Chinese bro (or one of our lurking Sisters??) can tell us what a girl wants to hear in mandarin?

Agreed. You can certainly learn some sweet phrases to say to her and there's nothing wrong with wanting to see the girl more, getting to know her better and/or taking her out for meals or what have you. But don't think that you can fall in love and rescue her from the business that she's in. That's probably the biggest problem that punters have(particularly in Thailand where the girls are VERY friendly). You have to consider the circumstances that you're meeting under and that on average she's probably servicing 8-10 guys a day(or more). WG's have ways of making you feel that you're something special over all the other guys but you can't fall for it. While there may be the very rare case that this kind of relationship can work out you're better off keeping it at what it really is. Pay for play sex and nothing more

Chinese WGs only want your money so do not be disillusioned. Only words you should learn is "JOE AI", meaning MAKE LOVE. And say it like a command.

Best way to remember this phrase is

JOE as in G.I. "JOE" and when they see their commanding officer the reply "AI AI SIR" Thus JOE AI! Just say this with a stern tone and the WG would know what to do.

Money is of course first and foremost, but you'll get better service if you can sweet talk them a little. Your technique for putting green WG's at their ease is a classic move.

Is JOE AI cantonese? I was told it sounds more like ZHOR AI in mandarin.

JOE AI seems more like a combination of cantonese and mandarin. JOE being how to say do/make in Cantonese and AI being love in Mandarin

I didnt mean to sound too crazy but your posts were spot on
That chinese girl I refer to, wouldnt say she is my girl friend now though, is a part-time WG. I get so jealous, I know it will never work. But she is just so beautiful and thats what keeps me being her friend atleast. I have not had sex with her yet and I do not want to, knowing her profession, health risks and I certainly do not want to fall in the customer or easy category. Another reason I think I am attracted to her is because she has such a sweet personality. And she is so patient, so unhooker-like. Its hard to know if she is just acting or whether she feels something for me to. Come to think of it, when we go out I usually buy her food and small things she likes in shops etc. Not expensive but it is coming from my pocket. Can she be such a good actress? I would give her an oscar.

I wanted to tell her some lines in chinese to impress her but now I think whats the point! She must have already heard it from her customers right? Fuck it makes me sick writing that. She gets sex, money, men whenever she wants ... I am thinking of never contacting her again and ignoring her calls. Just how easy is a chinese womans life. Just how miserable is a mans life. I need to feel better.
Thanks people.

yes, you need to accept that she's a working girl and that it will never work with you being her boyfriend while she continues in this profession. at the moment, you're getting the worst of both ends. you're buying her things(they may only start off being inexpensive) and treating her like she's your girlfriend but yet you're not getting to have sex with her   

yes, they can be such good actresses. you'll be amazed at how skillfully they can pull and manipulate you with their feminine wiles. tell you what, you can give her an oscar AFTER you give her a real good shagging!

if she really is as beautiful as you say she is, then you don't have to ignore her or not contact her. just give up the idea that she is or can be your girlfriend and pay her for a good time. maybe you'll earn better service for the time and effort you've put in to this "relationship" so far

Hey man I don't want to be harsh to you but you're buying her dinners and things and you can't even getto have sex with her? Something wrong with your head bro?? And you think just by telling her she is the beautiful girl in the world and she is going to fall for you? Get real the world doesn't work that way!

yes, good advice and tough love at the same time. also, am i the only one here who sees the irony in the OP's handle as well? it's the complete opposite of how he is behaving

If you have an iPhone or iPad there is an app called Lingo Pal. It has some basic phrases and some phrases for flirting.

Actually, some of the things they put in there are really funny, like "I'm a dolphin trainer."

"我什么都没有，就是钱多"

"I have nothing, just loads of $$$"

Exactly! Just give them money, or act like you have it and you are in! That is all the sweet talking necessary.

How do you say "I wouldn't come in your mouth"?

(I don't fancy asking my elderly, male mandarin teacher!)

You  could say "BU PAR, WAR BU CHU SUI JAI NI KAU NUI MIAN" meaning, Don't worry, I wouldn't come inside your mouth.