Ok so I watch a lot of asain porn even though I dont understand a word of it. Afterall, you dont watch porn to listen to what they say do you?
But every now and again it pisses me off that I cannot understand what they say. Some asian porn is so story based in that you get an urge to flick on the subtitles atleast. Too bad there arent any. So, I start this thread...  Personally, I want to know what kimote? or kimoche? means? Is it in japanese or chinese? I always notice how Japan AV idols always say this word "kimotche" with their mouth wide open, teeth showing, eyes squinting, messy hair, boobs bouncing and a look in their eyes that says to me she enjoys the man fucking her more than the man enjoys fucking her. How can this be? How depressing. Cheer me up.

Well, here you go.......
Japanese term you asked..

Kimochi = feels good
Nakadashi = creampie
Shiofuki = pussy squirting
Kogal = a gal with tanned skin, blonde dyed hair, and dresses quite trashy
Tekoki = handjob
Gokkun = swallowing semen
Bukkake = jizzing sperm all over a women... usually lots of men do it.
Chikan = Groping woman on piublic transportations
Dekapai = big tits
Enjo Kosai = Compensated dating
Panchira = underwear is visible
No Pan = no underwear
Ecchi = dirty or naughty
Mokkori = describes a guys penis erecting

and also don't forget these important JAV phrases:

Chin chin = penis
Da me = "don't do it" or "I don't want it"
Hai ya ku = "faster"
Ik ku = "I'm coming"

i actually have one question, always hear this japanese phrase - "ippai dashte" (something like this) in JAVs, girl always say this before she gets cummed on, what does it mean?

Any body got some good ones, please share!

i'm not certain, but "ippai" means filled up or to be filled up. connoting a LOT of...whatever.

not sure about the other part, Japanese has a LOT of slangy versions of common words. like, the adjective for hurts is "itai" but whenever my galpal wd experience anything remotely painful, she'd say "ITE ITE ITE ITE" like about seven times. that's pronounced "ee-tay" and u won't find it in any dictionary. nor will u find the "-chau" and "-chatta" verb-suffixes. yr Japanese teacher will tell u that "to have eaten" is "tabemashita" (the "i" is silent) but the common term is "tabeta." but in the Kanto region (which includes Tokyo) it's "tabechatta." like, 100% of the time.

applying logic to Japanese WILL drive you insane, but given the context, the phrase likely means sth like "blast me with lots of hot cum" or the usual porn shite. imbuing it with more meaning is pointless.

after living with this Japanese gal for years, i got REALLY bored with Nipporn. like Western porn, it bears little resemblance to actual sex. but J-girls can get LOUD: i soon learned to keep my ears pointed away from her mouth. Japanese women are like any other women: they generally enjoy sex quite a bit.

JtB

That's interesting...not having dated a Jap girl before, I would have thought that sex with one would be EXACTLY like iit's portrayed in JAV

Sukebe = Horney  

Che'lu

"sukebe" or "tsukebe" means "pervert." however, it's a lighter, more joking term. "Chikan" also means pervert but is more serious.

for example, a guy might suggest something kinky to his galpal, she might retort: "Tsukebe!" (wd sound like skeh-BAY). she's teasing him. she might be up for it, might not. but it's joking, so maybe she was thinking the same thing. in context, this might seem a lot like "you're horny!" but there's a note of perversion.

"Chikan!" is what Japanese women SHOULD yell when some stranger gropes them on the subway (yes, it happens). a better action would be to grab the asshole's hand and break a finger or two, but most Japanese women are quite passive in public and just try to squirm away (impossible in a packed train). plus, few would come to their aid, that would cause confrontation, can't have that.

it's been suggested that women groped by chikan should yell "KAJI!" ("FIRE!") instead because then people WILL react. after the Aum Shinri Kyo subway attacks of '95, maybe yelling "SARIN!" would be better still. in the ensuing panic, kick the chikan in the nuts a few times.

back to the fun side: "hentai" is a more descriptive term for perverse art, like "hentai anime," but can also be used to tease guys. however, as it's a more serious word, it's usually referred to as "H" (pronounced "AICH-ee").

if u can't fathom why Japanese needs three separate words for pervert/perverse, ratchet up yr studies of Japanese pop-culture!

JtB

I stand corrected sensei!!

Che'lu

wow, learning these japanese words really turns me on! lol

Now I know what IKU means! I always hear the girl saying "Iku, iku", or "itade"....

My favourite is Nakadashi (creampie).

I used to have a china gf who can speak japanese. She always use the word Skebe, which is similar to "pian tai" (mandrin) or "pintai" (cantonese), i think!

"not a big deal, don't worry!"         

can't say yr 100% wrong: depending on the situation, if a J-gal says teasingly that a suggestion indicates a "tsukube" nature, she's not automatically objecting. it cd mean, hmmm...yr a naughty boy aren't ya? J-gals may be reserved but some are hornballs, and why not? then again, in porn, everyone is expected to be a hornball, right?

just don't expect Japanese women to be other than passive/polite in public. Japan is deeply, DEEPLY, sexist. most Western women i've known have found it impossible to relate to Japanese men they've dated (some DO, but it's a cultural divide to overcome). but Japanese women are often delighted to find men from other cultures who treat 'em well...although they can face opposition from their parents...with whom they often live until they're married.

when i lived there, J-women were expected to be married by age 28 and about a third of marriages were arranged--dunno if those stats are still accurate, but likely close. Japanese consider this to be enlightened as the previous age was 25 (WHO determines these sell-by-dates is never discussed): thus the term "kurisimasu keki" (Christmas cakes) cuz no one wants 'em after the 25th. i'm NOT making this up! did i mention that Japan is damn sexist?? one word u'll never hear in a Nipporno is "omiai" (the marriage-broker: one of my co-workers turned 28 when i was there so she paid a LOT of yen to an omiai to marry her to a complete stranger...of course they don't make a big deal out of this as they think gaijin might find it odd, can't imagine why).

i studied the language for years: i'd describe it as a relatively simple language with complex usage rules designed to keep non-natives from learning it (which is of course possible, although many Japanese wd argue otherwise). i gave up when i realized that any Japanese people i really wanted to interface with would likely speak English. YMMV.

Nipporn-speak is not exactly realistic speech, though some really do yell "iku, iku!" when they're cumming...ironically, it means:"i'm going! i'm going!"

JtB

"bintai" in Cantonese is similar to "tsukebe" from my understanding...the term "bintai lo" seems to mean, yr kind of a twisted guy, a bit perverse. seems much the same.

hey tshirt, did u check out my how-to-make-yr-own-avatar post? wrote it in reply to yr query, over to u, bro:
http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... =page%3D1#pid321172

JtB

arigatou! looks like a long mystery (for me) has been solved.

yes, you're right on the nonsense of logic being applied to the japanese language, where the language's expression is based upon on the tone of your pronunciation, been learning for half a year but some stuff still seems darn weird to me!

i can pass on a few tips. some of which u likely already know.

1) men and women DO NOT speak the same language, literally. when gaijin used to go over to Nihon in droves in the 80s, they'd hang out with their GF and her female friends (genders generally don't mix in Japan) and learn from them. WOMEN'S language. so then they'd go out and speak to ordinary Japanese, who wd just assume the gaijin was gay. nowadays, they know the drill, but u still won't be speaking MALE Japanese. if u really want to sound like a Japanese male, best bet is to join some athletic activity like kendo or karate or wherever will have u, then imitate the guys, down to the grunts and other non-verbalizations. to hang out with Japanese men, it's best if u smoke 60 cigarettes a day, drink yrself half to death every nite and try to leave yr brain at home.

2) the verbs are crucial in Nihongo, but they change according to situation. for example: "to give" changes according the recipient: superior, peer, or inferior. we're not talking different conjugations, but different WORDS. yr teachers will tell u that, but they won't veer from second-level politeness (the "-masu/-mashita" form). this is understood, and is fine when asking directions from strangers, but if u develop J-friends u'll notice they don't speak like that AT ALL. they use common forms, u cd say first-level politeness, and while they'll understand you, they'll find it odd that you're speaking to them with absurd politeness.

also, verbs change the sentence-listening structure: often the crucial info is at the END of a sentence. a lot of what they teach you in structured classes, while important, is a form of the language you'll use SOMETIMES. i'm not getting into slang yet either! or dialects: there are several, but it's not like China where there are dozens. still, people from northern Honshu speak Tohoku-ben and Tokyoites can't understand them! there's Kansai-ben from the Osaka region but Kansai ppl can understand standard Japanese. tho, as u've guessed, that's not clear-cut.

3) watching movies seems like a good idea to pick up the lingo, but realize that native speakers will decode nuances yr not aware of. if u can get a copy of MINBO by Juuzo Itami, u will hear plenty of yakuza-ben. u don't EVER want to speak it, but it shows u how ordinary Japanese react to yakuza and the way they speak. it's a pretty good film tho (Itami got the ultimate reviewwhen some real yakuza slashed his face with a razor as they objected to the film!).

better to watch TV, and listen to tapes of language lessons. there are slang-dictionaries (usually with useful/innocuous intimate stuff) and some are worth it. it's also good to practice with fellow students, and to do language-exchange with Japanese people if possible. esp males, if u can find one, because they will teach u male-language. do NOT imitate J-girl speech! i don't need to tell u not to raise yr voice an octave, but never say "so yo" or many other phrases they'll use constantly. for example, forget that "watashi" they taught u, refer to yourself as "boku," women are "kimi"...so the phrase "kimi/boku" means you and yr date. the kimi-boku is what guys want, and plenty of gals too.

so, see if u can decode the following short convo cuz this is a snippet of the real thing:

"Kimi wa genki?"
"Eh!" (positive)
"Yosh. Onnaka ga suita?"
"Sukoshi dake."
" So da na...ja, isshoni tabe ni ikitai?"
"Ehhhhhh...betsu ni."

she's asking u to take out for a snack without ASKING u. get it? at this point, it's over to u...suggest a meeting place. maybe u wanna drink, but if u do want to meet her at the local kissaten, i suggest "Boku de wa peko-peko dayo" (I'm starving) so she won't feel it was HER idea to eat that perfectly triangular 280-yen piece of cheesecake u bought her. if u go on enough kissaten dates, u will definitely want to watch Takashi Miike's AUDITION (1999). one hell of a film, but much better if u've been on dates with J-gals who act catatonic. it happens. it's weird. i'm speaking from an in-Japan perspective here, YMMV. overseas Japanese are sometimes, but not always, more outgoing and open-minded. if yr serious, be persistent.

4) don't date girls that smoke cigs. unless they're really hot.

JtB

[ Last edited by  JackTheBat at 8-2-2011 01:39 ]

Thanks for sharing. You are obviously a man with a ton of experience in this area.

What I'm interested to know is: having gone through it yourself, would you say it's worth going through all that -- learning the enormously difficult Japanese language -- in order to be able to date J-gals? Or would you say that the reward is not actually worth the effort?

thanks for the advice, stuff you dont and will never get in the classroom! qns though,whats with point 4? they chain smoke alot?

and yes, audition was one hell of a film man

Hi Jack,

thanks man, but your process is so long, and requires photoshop which I dont have ....
At the moment i can only make do with my avatar pic.... cartoonish i know..

Something that they rarely say in the movies themselves but are often included in the title when appropriate is "oppai", which means big breasted.