Thread Subject: London Calling - first time
Date & Time of Session:  September 2019
Location:  London Calling in Nana Plaza, Bangkok
Name:  Don’t remember
Nationality & Language: Thai, English
Age: 24
Face:  5
Body:  5
Skill: 5
Service: 4
GFE: 4
PSE: 5
Price & Session Length:  about $150 USD for an hour
Repeat: Hell yes, it’s what got me started


As you may know from my earlier Serenity Spa newbie report, I’m still new to the hobby. What got me started was actually an innocent trip to check out the craziness that people talk about in Nana Plaza. I went there one evening and first walked around a bit. I wandered into a random bar, can’t even remember which one it was, but it was first to the left from the entrance. While the bar was huge and the lineup was massive (probably 100 girls), I just sat and observed for about an hour. Mainly curiosity and while some were quite attractive, I was happy to do the tourist thing.

Then I wandered out into another bar called London Calling towards the back. It was by chance, but let me start by saying that once you go in, the girls are crazy aggressive. They basically all flock in front of you wanting you to pick one of them. They have a very small stable, maybe 15-20 girls.... But the decision is VERY hard. Every single girl was an 8+, insanely beautiful, cute, or sexy. Even though there weren’t many, it was extremely hard to choose one, especially with the pressure as they all stare and call to you. That was actually really annoying but I finally decided to shut them up and picked one of the 10s

She was utterly stunning in a way that normally takes photoshop. Most of them were, actually. Tall, slim, with a pair of huge bolt ons. You can hang out there and pay for a drink for the girl, but I’ll be honest... the moment she sat down next to me, I was no longer a curious tourist observing. I wanted her in a way I didn’t believe was possible. So... bar fine and off to my hotel room in a cab. (I didn’t want to do a short time hotel upstairs). She got undressed and went into the shower alone. I frankly had no idea what to expect anyway and sat there kinda dumbfounded at what I was about to do, yet excited to have this utter vision of loveliness that was about to rock my world.

I hopped in after and then straight to business. She did some cat licking as I stood there like an idiot and then popped a dom on LB, knelt down in front of me and started giving me the most amazing BJ I’ve ever had. Even covered, the feeling was absolutely perfect and intense with exactly the right pressure and speed. After a bit I almost popped right there and had her stop. I lay her on the bed and just looked at her. The bolt ons we’re rock hard, which I didn’t like... but she was amazing to just look at. Slim yet curvy in all the right places. We went for mish and it was intense, she started with some fake moaning that slowly seemed to become more real.

I didn’t want to waste my experience by popping too early so I switched to standing doggy and just watched her amazing ass as I pounded her from behind. This killed it for me and regardless of how much I wanted to hold out, I didn’t take too long. Plus... I was on a timer and we lost quite a bit of it traveling to my hotel room anyway.

I collapsed on the bed to catch my breath while she showered again before leaving. I didn’t even see her out as the enormity of the deed struck me... along with the continued disbelief of exactly how perfect she was.

Sadly I had to go the next day or I would have certainly returned to try some of the other, intensely beautiful girls there. It’s like they got all the best girls and the leftovers were at the other bar. Although I had though some of the girls at the first bar were pretty and in the 6-8 range at the time... after going into London Calling they all dropped about 2 more pegs...

The only real drawback is how annoyingly aggressive they are when you walk in. A veteran can probably shrug them off so they could pick at their leisure but as a total novice I was a bit flustered. Prepare yourself to be mobbed and you should be okay.

I want to go back to Bangkok!

Thanks for all the responses. I was shocked by the number of 10s and they had enough variety for different interests. Glasses, curvy, busty, slim, short hair, long hair,etc. the only thing they didn’t have was short or dark. All the girls were reasonably tall and very fair skinned.

I did check up on the place and they said to watch for ladyboys. I did get a few tips on that as well. First of all the obvious ones such as an Adam’s apple and the voice, but they can have the Apple shaved and/or speak in falsetto. The two bigger giveaways are the hops and arms. Women have a distinctive curvature to their arms, particularly at their elbow. Men’s arms are much straighter. Same thing with the hips, where a man’s hips will be much narrower than a woman’s.

I can’t say I’m some expert, but that was one thing I really wanted to watch out for. It’s Thailand after all!

The two obvious ‘signs’ for me are height & tits. If they’re tall (for a ‘Thai girl’ so say 5’5+) and have fake boobs then my ladyboy radar is ringing. Yes plenty of real girls will have these two qualities but if you want to be on the safe side....

Aggressiveness too as LBs are generally more aggressive by nature. Oh and the BJ as LBs are well known for being better at sucking cock!