Date & Time of Session:  Mar 2020, 11:00 PM
Location:  Kojax, Makati (P Burgos)
Name:  Ice
Link: https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/
Nationality: Thai
Language: Thai, Not great english
Age: early to mid 20s
Face:  7(.5...)/10
Body:  6/10
Skill: 6/10
Service: 4/10
GFE: 5/10
PSE: 0/10
Price & Session Length:  3000 PHP bar fine + 3000 PHP Take-Home (See Story -- shit was almost free). Also paid for her Grab (back to Kojax LOL) force of habit
Repeat: Nah

I'm not just a Newbie on 141, I'm a newbie in the mongering scene in general (mostly stick to the States where I'm a bit more... experienced). Especially new to gogobars. But if you don't know Kojax, it's probably one of the best spots on P Burgos. It's definitely pricey but what fun thing with halfway decent looking girls isn't these days, am I right? Anyway...

It is a god damn ghost town out here y'all. COVID fear is real. 12 girls on stage, six or seven off to the side looking pissed off at life and maybe 4 tables of guys. I'm ABKorean so my usual experience in these gogo bars is pretty pleasant/fun if not a bit terrifying since I get completely mobbed and "Oppa'd" to death. Girls want dranks, I want peace on earth and goodwill to men and fellow mongers, the girls meet me somewhere in between. Funny story on this visit where an old Japanese businessman got absolutely WASTED and started dancing on stage, got on the wooden horse (or dolphin or whatever the hell that thing is) and started riding it. Holy shit have you ever seen an MMS pissed off? It is one of the scariest and funniest things I've ever seen. They fined the FUUUCK out of the poor guy and he had to close out his tab and gtfo, only person who left with him that night was a security guy roughly the size of a heavyweight pro wrestler. All you guys trying to get these girls numbers to meet them without paying the bar fine be warned -- if you get caught, MMS is not here for your bullshit. She looked like she was ready to rip his dick off herself.

Anyway you guys will start to know me as the dumbass who overpays because he's lazy and i don't want negotiate, i just want bang bang bang. Ice (yes I have paid 2 different girls named Ice in 2 different countries for services) had the biggest fake eyelashes you've ever seen, cute small face and a verrry... like suspiciously petite body. MMS confirms she is 18 so it's off to the races. After some bad small talk I pay the fine and it's back to my place. Turns out Ice is actually doing pretty well for herself having bagged herself another Korean guy to pay for her things, which is great because I'm really not here to see her again, on the cheap or otherwise. For some reason these conversations always seem to turn to money or other guys which I don't think she's aware is not the world's biggest turn-on. We get back to the place and I do the walk of shame through security. Anyway, she makes a whole thing about getting cleaned up in the shower and all of that, gargles some mouthwash. Her boobs are A-cups if that, her bush is not shaven — it's scarily close to bald. Her abs are fit. After more shitty chit chat, no DFK (seriously is this a COVID thing or something I need to negotiate or what?) and fanfare I lie down and then goes down on me covered . Works the nipples (what is it with these girls working the nipples) with her tongue and tries to get me hard. It works, we bang cg/reverse cg/mish/doggy and I still haven't nutted. Then the guy dies.

She is legitimately sad/disappointed about this. She says she's not even a good prostitute and gets pretty emotional, at which point I mean come on. Do I really have to hear this shit on top of the fact that she can't make me cum if her life depended on it?? Then she does the unthinkable: She says I don't have to pay. She's so sorry and please don't tell MMS about this. Flashback to MMS yelling at the Japanese guy. If she's this rough to dumbshit customers, I'm guessing she's Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs when it comes to keeping her girls in line. I told her it's fine, just take the damn money (I always make sure to set aside the cash so I pay for my vices to keep them in check...). I won't tell MMS all of that. She asks for a Grab home (home is apparently Kojax aka stockholm) and I oblige her since who gives a shit just get this woman out of here. It takes a pretty stupid ass for an ABKorean who speaks flawless English to have a bad experience at Kojax but your man found a way. *Bows Deeply*