Date / Time of Session: Weekend in February most recently and many times before that
Location: The Pimp, Bangkok
Name:  don't remember and her Line handle is some nonsense
Nationality / Language: Thai / Good English
Age: 25
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Skill / GFE / PSE: don't remember, see below for details
Price & Session Length: see below for details
Repeat: Yes - I love this place

First of all, thank you everyone for the encouragement.  Since I probably have more experience that I can to admit with dirty fun, I'll endeavor to share more with you guys.  This report is more of an education / teach-in for gentlemen clubs in Bangkok (specifically The Pimp, but most operate something like this one) than a single girl field report.  That said, I'll detail out my most recent experience at the end.

The Pimp is a gentlemen’s club.  What’s a gentlemen’s club, you ask?  It is basically a KTV / hostess club but with a public element as well.  The place is laid out as a giant room with a stage front & center.  The entertainment changes, but it usually switches between a band (Filipino, of course, since they are the best musicians in Asia and can sing any language) and the girls doing a show (think more dancing and strutting plus some pole dancing and costumes vs. a ping pong show).  There is a semi-circle of high-top tables and stools around the stage, and then behind that there are cabana style couches (provides a modicum of privacy but still allows you to see what’s happening on stage).  In the back there are private rooms of various sizes, ranging from cozy enough to fit 4-6 and large enough to fit 30-50 (plus pool table and hot tubs).

So why go?  Mainly because you are looking for a classier experience than your average night in Bangkok.  If you’re an old hand like me who has been to Bangkok 25+ times, you can only go to go go bars so many times before you think to yourself there has to be something more.  Plus, the girls are amazing, the venue is great, and it’s something different (and awesome for groups).  That said, you’ll still find me in Soi Cowboy or Nana Plaza (never go to Pat Pong) on occasion when I’m looking for something faster & easier (barfine and bang, the Bangkok B&B).

Okay, so this is the process.  You can either make a reservation (go to their Line account, which is “@ThePimp” not “ThePimp” which is some weird account) or just go.  Given COVID-19, you can just show up these days, but I do recommend reserving if you’re going with a larger group on Fridays and Saturdays during normalcy.  The model is bottle service, so you can buy a la carte (THB 3,500 for Black Label or Grey Goose) or a membership (THB 20,000 for 4-6 bottles depending on type).  The benefit of buying the membership is that it’s marginally cheaper, you can save your unused bottles for your next visit, and you can get membership benefits (use the back cabana couches and hire the private rooms).  That said, all of March they are not making a distinction given the drop in traffic.

After you figure out what you want, you will get assigned a hostess who will lead you to your table.  This place can be fun with just you and a friend or with a bigger group, but if it is just two or three of you, I suggest getting a cabana couch in the main room so you can see the stage and get in the party mood.  Also, if you’re going to spend money here, you may as well get a cabana couch vs. sit like a plebe on a high top table, but I do understand sometimes you have to be a baller on a budget.

Onto the girls.  Once you sit down, you are going to be treated to one of the most impressive line-ups that you have ever seen.  There are 100-200 girls working on any given night (number of available girls drops as the night goes on as they get picked, so go on the earlier side).  The lowest I’ve seen is a 6, and the average is an 8 with some real stunners.  Since the clientele skews classier (think business travelers, expats, moneyed locals, and classier visitors), the girls are in line with their tastes.  In other words, think light skinned beauties vs. the dark skinned girls from Issan with the sacred Buddhist back tattoos (I find the latter attractive too, but sometimes you want a change).  More excitingly (for me at least), you’ll find that many of the girls are “real” girls vs. financially desperate girls from Issan, so you’ll find many university students, nurses, etc. moonlighting there (sometimes for money, but sometimes to meet guys too given the clientale).  Obviously I’m not a sucker, so I don’t buy the nurse thing without some proof, and every girl who has shown me her Line account looks like a legit girl with a legit job (although not every girl is a “real” girl and there are some who do this full time).

So, picture you and your boys staring at 100+ stunning girls dressed in bikinis or the like.  What do you do?  Well, if it’s your first time, you’ll freeze up like a deer in headlights (with a hard on).  My recommendation is to ask the hostess to help you filter.  Looks are a given, so I personally ask her to narrow it down to 5-10 girls who both speak good English and are super fun (since you are paying to hang out with them).  You can also ask for a show of hands in terms of which girls are willing to go home with you.  Again, since many girls are there by choice, they may not raise their hand.  Obviously you can increase your chances by looking like a nice / presentable guy, but you’ll never go home empty handed if you don’t want to.  You can select as many girls as your heart desires, so one for each guy or five for each guy (hell, go live out your rap star fantasy and have 10 girls surrounding you if you want).

In terms of prices, it’s complex but I’ll give it my best try.  You can ask them on Line if you want the exact breakdown.  It’s THB 2,500 for the first hour with each girl and THB 500 for every incremental hour with the same girl.  If you and your girl don’t click and it’s early into the hour, you can switch for free.  Bar fines are around THB 2,500 as well and short/long-time varies based on girl (usually THB 5,000-10,000).  I know this sounds pricey, but you are paying for more than a standard Bangkok B&B.  That said, depending on how charming you are and how well you connect with your girl, they may just want to fuck you for fun (my friends and I have had success taking girls home by getting their Line and meeting up with them afterwards during the day or night, but the latter only on their nights off).

So what do you do?  Well, think of it as a dirty KTV / Japanese hostess club.  You have the girls sit in your lap, talk with you (again, the English filter / pre-selection), play drinking games with you, etc.  In terms of how dirty you can get, I’ve seen guys making out and fingering girls there too, but that’s usually later into the night as everyone is drunker.  Basically think of it as you are paying the girls to hang out with you and like you, so if they like you, why can’t you fool around with them?  If you get a private room, you can do much more than you can in the main room since no one is watching and the girls are less self-conscious.  If you pre-select for girls who will go home with you, you can “audition” them in the rooms since they know what will happen at the end of the night.  Even if you don’t, you can get frisky with them back there too.

This is a long post so I’ll cut it off here and go to the field report.  Do let me know if you have any questions, and I’ll endeavor to answer as many as I can.  Again, if you’re just looking to get laid quickly, may I suggest a massage / nuru place during the day and a go go / Thermae at night.  If you’re looking to have some fun with classier Thai girls with your friends, then this is the hands-down best option.

So during my last trip there on a Friday in February, the place was emptier than usual.  This is good since they still stock the same number of girls, but slightly bad since there is less of a festive atmosphere in general (but let’s be honest, you’re not there for the fellow punters).  I had the hostess help my two friends and me select four girls (we thought it would be an interesting psychological experiment to have the girls play musical chairs, that is one of them is always not paired up so she is fighting the other girls for one of our attention).  One of my buddies still had four bottles from his membership, so we used those and just paid for the girls and the occasional shot for them (THB 230 each and is essentially a tip for them, but honestly just tell the girls you want to drink the bottles and it’s fine).  Since COVID-19 was in full swing, they comped all of our mixers.  We all had fun hanging out and partying / getting drunk with the girls, and I really connected with mine.  Toward the end, they also comped us a free small room (usually THB 1,000 per hour, but more when there is no COVID-19).  We attempted to do some karaoke, but soon one of my friends was in the corner making out with the two of the girls, while I was kissing and fooling around with my girl like we were teenagers in a car who couldn’t take our clothes off.  My other friend sat wistfully looking on from the corner with his girl sitting on his lap, but that’s mainly because he was an idiot and got married.  We eventually got up to go (my friend bar fined his two girls and went his merry way while my other friend and I shared a Grab back to the hotel).  Since my girl gave me her Line, I messaged her on the way back and she showed up at my place ~45 minutes later.  I was honestly so drunk at that point that I don’t remember much of what happened, but we did have sex (I think it was good, but honestly I was black out) and I did cum (as witnessed by the condom I found in the trash can in the morning).  She didn’t charge me anything (nor did I pay a bar fine), and by the time I actually got out of bed, she was gone, so I didn’t get a swing at round two to figure out whether she was good in bed or not.  I did wake up with a massive hangover but a smile on my face, so I suppose that’s a positive.  Until next time…