Excellent Sauna [Macau]
When? January 2025
Damage? HKD 8500 total

This was my second time in a Macau sauna (with Familia the day before). I got a taxi to the hotel for Excellent and it seemed someone was expecting me because as soon as I stepped out of the cab someone greeted me and took me straight to the sauna floor.

The changing room staff were pretty normal and so were the shower and jacuzzi facilities. Nothing great or flashy but good enough. It was a quiet day. My friend and I were the only two in the whole sauna that evening which also unfortunately meant the actual sauna room was closed. At least it was quiet, with a very intimate and relaxing lounge vibe which is different from Familia’s size and activity levels and glamour.

I will always go for the thigh massage services in the lounge whether before of after the room. In this instance I did the thing massage first.

Part 1 - Lounge

Lounge was dimly lit but very comfortable. A little aged but still good and quiet enough that night to really unwind.

I called over some girls to arrange a thigh massage and two very attractive Vietnamese early 20s girls showed up. They suggested a thigh massage and head/shoulder massage together. I couldn’t resist. What that basically meant was stroking LB sensually and rubbing my thighs for 45 mins while I also just got touched up all over my upper body and breathing into my ear and my neck. Pretty amazing.
Girl 1 - face / body - 8 / 7
Girl 2 - face / body - 7 / 8

I wanted to take one of them to the room but she wasn’t allowed by the sauna. The other one was allowed but I decided to try my luck with the lineup, and her room price was very high (sorry can’t remember).

Part 2 - Lineup and room

I went back to the jacuzzi area where there is a stage and watched the lineup. On a quiet night like that, the offering was maybe 15-20 girls, with prices ranked in tiers according to nationality. One Korean (most expensive), then one Russian (2nd most expensive), then varying tiers of Chinese and SEA countries.

I picked a tier 2 Vietnamese girl on the advice of my friend. It turned out she was new to the job but spoke really good English, having studied in Singapore before. The accent definitely held up to that. For physical assessment:
Face: 7/10 (makeup also a tad heavy)
Body: 8/10

In the room there was some porn playing on a TV facing the bed, and a water bed in the shower area. We began with a body to body on the water bed in the shower. Nothing to shout about, 5/10. During the b2b however, she did try to convince me to have 3P. I said I wasn’t interested in the other girls and she got a little annoying talking about how I should try and they’re also trying to make money and I can’t say they are less attractive blah blah. So that affected the whole experience a bit and I soon realised she is generally quite chatty.

Anyway I finally said that since she kept pushing another particular girl, I would see her but we had to agree that if I say no that means no. I said no. More whinging for a bit which did stop but again may have affected the mood.

There was a cat bath on the bed with some sparkling water and a BBBJ. Pretty good but a bit short, 7/10. We moved to CG before I ended in missionary which is my favourite. FS 6.5/10. After it was done, I was keen to get back to the lounge.

Part 3 - Lounge

Before I left I picked up a drink in the lounge and sat to chill out. The girls from earlier returned to chat and got a bit touchy but no other services. I was contemplating another thigh massage to completion but decided with my friend it was time to go. We paid the bill and I cannot remember and didn’t keep track of how the spend was broken down. I can tell you the total was 8,500 hkd.