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Post at 18-4-2011 10:48  Profile P.M. 
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Unusual Confession

Two young men go into a church to confess their sins.

The first one steps into the confessional and sits down. Young Man "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have had pre-marital sex."

"Who was it with my son? Was it one of the women in the congregation?"

"I am sorry father, I can not devulge the woman's name. It would ruin her reputation."

"Well tell me, was it Mary-Lou?"

"No father."

"Was it Peggy-Sue?"

"No father.I can not tell you. If I told the woman's name to anyone her reputation would follow her everywhere."

"Was it Sally-May?"

"I am sorry father I can not say."

"Well then. Repeat 4 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers."

As the young man procedes to leave the confessional the 2nd young man approaches and asks, "So what did he give you?"

"Well he gave me 4 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers and 3 VERY GOOD LEADS."
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