A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a handjob."

Guy says, "$500 dollars?! For a handjob?! No handjob is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a handjob that's worth $500."

The guy thinks to himself, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." and accepts the hooker's offer.

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the handjob of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blowjob is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blowjob!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blowjob that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific handjob, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful ligs, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies. "But I would if I had a pussy."


do u guys think this is actually possible?
did anything close happened to you guys?

Huh? It sounds like a joke out of FHM

So, you're asking if we'd ever scored with a ladyboy? its a 'no' from me

What's weak ending.  The $500 handjob and $1500 blowjob created alot of suspense so I was expecting a hilarious finish.  I'm disappointed

Hmmm....this should be in the joke section, no?

Idea was right - execution was poor.

This should be in jokes anyway.

i think OP's asking if we scored with a ladyboy or anything close... the joke and the point of this thread has a weak ending

don't laugh guys, because in Thailand more than one bro was trapped with this kind of joke !

and it was for real !