Date & Time of Session:  6:00pm, Apr 2 2025
Location:  Yau Ma Tei
Name: N/A (#188)
Telegram: @thai_naughty789
Nationality & Language: Thai, N/A on language
Age: Early/Mid 20s
Face:  3.5/5
Body: 4/5, Flat A Cups
Height:  160cm
Skill: 1/5
Service: 1/5
GFE: 0/5
PSE: 1/5
Price & Session Length:  $600 for 45 min
Repeat: No

I don’t like writing negative reviews, but I’d be lying if this wasn’t the most underwhelming experience I’ve had in a long time. Last month, I had a truly 10/10 experience with this agent and figured I should check who they had in town this month. The girl I initially chose was unfortunately unavailable, and in hindsight, that was probably the first sign to look around more, but I settled on the other girl since she still looked like fun.

I arrived on time but as the girl opened the door and peeked out at me, I got the feeling that she wasn’t expecting me. I could’ve misheard her (different words in different languages sound similar sometimes) but I swear she uttered “fuck” under her breath. Not a word was said otherwise as she let me in, beelining to the opposite side of the room, immediately going on her phone. Maybe she was looking for the message about my booking. Maybe she was just setting the timer. Either way, she was dead silent, and I stood at the opposite end of the room, feeling like I was about to be disappointed.

After a minute of being on her phone with her back to me, she popped on a cantopop song and (still with her back to me) started getting undressed. I took that as my cue to do the same. Completely undressed, she turned around and walked to the shower, brushing past me with barely a reaction and not a single word, and started the shower. Since I saw “shower together” on her list of offerings, I peeked my head in for any indicator that I should join and despite not getting one, I entered anyway. I assumed correctly and she was quick to lather me with soap, but I was bothered by the lack of communication and emotion.

At this point, I realized I was getting my first up-and-close look at this girl. As is almost always the case, there were some inaccuracies in her photos and stats (they were 50-60% accurate) but aesthetically, she was still 100% my type. Her height and age seemed correct, but I definitely don’t think she’s a B cup. I know a lot of guys love big tits and might be turned off by a girl so flat, but as someone who’s had Amai Liu and Kitty Jung on his porn rotation for over a decade, her body fits a niche type I like and haven’t seen enough of. She’s definitely much browner than her pics/vid makes her out to be, but that’s expected for a Thai girl (and honestly personally preferred). From a physical standpoint, there was so much potential but I would soon learn I’d enjoy none of it. As she washed my cock, I realized I wasn’t getting hard. I couldn’t remember the last time I didn’t get hard during a shower, and I knew it had to be due to this girl's cold, unenthusiastic approach.

A part of me wanted to just call it quits there, pay what I had to, and leave, but as someone who abhors drama and doesn’t want to start unnecessary shit with a WG or Agent (especially one that's done right by me in the past), I decided to see it through.

Now on the bed, she checks her phone one last time before joining me. I’m quick to suck on her tits and finger her pussy, and for the first time, she lets loose a slight smile. Maybe it was the brief sense of success, or maybe it was the enjoyment of sucking on her perky itty bitty titties, but I finally got hard. However, that momentary sense of accomplishment was dashed when she immediately informed me that she couldn’t kiss me due to accidentally biting her lip when eating too fast. I wondered whether this was true, an excuse because she didn’t want to make out with me, or a cover-up for a medical reason (didn’t notice any signs), but either way, I felt my cautious enthusiasm crash and burn (also figured DATY was out of the question).

What followed was a lackluster, loose BBBJ (maybe her lip injury affected the quality) and bland cowgirl followed by missionary. Her moans were thankfully not over-the-top fake but fake nonetheless and, to no surprise, she actively avoided any and all eye contact. It must’ve been no more than 20 minutes in and I could tell neither of us wanted to be here anymore. As if I was jerking off in a rush, I just focused my mind on cumming as fast as I could and I succeeded.


Another cold (emotionally) shower, and we were finally done and getting dressed, with her back in her corner on the other side of the room and me on the opposite end again. As she got dressed, she sang along to the cantopop song playing on her phone, and it made me wonder if she was actually Chinese or Thai with a love for cantopop. Either way, she barely said a word to me so it was impossible to tell what language she spoke, how good her English was or even what accent she had. Even though I had at least 15-20 minutes left on the clock, I was happy to pay the $600 early and get out of there.

Despite the highly disappointing experience, I still find myself trying to give this girl the benefit of the doubt. It was a last-minute booking so maybe she was just really unprepared. Maybe she had already had a long day or knew she had a long day ahead of her. Maybe I should lower my bar for 45 min sessions because it’s the least amount of pay for the same amount of service.

Or maybe I’m just overthinking it, and at the end of the day, bad service in a service industry is bad business, and it’s not my fault if my review reflects that. All I know is that charisma and enthusiasm was all that was needed to make this a 10/10 experience and both were entirely lacking. If you’re the type who loves a petite girl from the itty bitty titty committee, maybe she’ll perk up for you (and if my theory is correct, for a longer session) but I’ll definitely be trying the other girl instead next time when she’s available (I still got faith in this agent).