[South Korea][Seoul][Itaewon] Good Thai Massage

Date & Time of Session: September 2024
Location: Seoul, South Korea
Name: I didn't ask
Nationality & Language: Thai, little Korean, no English
Age: 30ish
Face: 5/10
Body: 3/10
Height:
Skill: 6/10
Service: 6/10
GFE: N
PSE: N/A
Price & Session Length: 60 minutes, 50-60 for massage, 70 for BBJ, 100 for fs
Repeat: no

This venue (Good Thai Massage) has bad reviews on google and they are mostly correct. The massage is abysmal. There are only two girls working there (so I was told). I tried them both. Both ladies are Thai and cannot speak English. Both are large bodied.
You will find the place on the 2nd floor (above the CU and laundromat) . When you walk in, the owner will speak to you and his English is pretty good. He will charge you more if you try to pay with cards. Cash is cheaper. Since the massages are so bad, choose the cheapest option which is the dry massage. He will take you to a small room and give you the paper underwear. You don't have to use it. You undress and lay on the mat with towels and a pillow and hope to God you don't soak up any diseases. There is a small card by the pillow with translations for things you might say during the massage such as, too hard, too soft, etc.  The masseuse comes in and begins the massage. After about 30 minutes of the same technique (she uses her forearms to scrape 60% of your body), she will ask you to flip over and ask you if you want more/service. You have to pay upfront, so it's best to have cash. Neither of the two masseuses are amazing at BBBJ but are more or less ok. They will give up after a few minutes if you don't bust quickly. Then, it just becomes a HJ with some groping. Not worth the 70k.

There are more Thai massage joints in Seoul that are worth trying, so I would not return.