Biggest turn off for me personally are hairy pussies and hairy armpits!
This has not happened to me yet (TOUCH WOOD!
) but to one of my friends quite a few years ago, in Pattaya; in the Land Of Smiles.
He was pretty drunk, hooked up with quite a good looking chick (Really? The STUD!
) and got really smoochy and kissy with her. Everyone of us could see his bulging hard on and the chick's Adam apple and large hands, but he didn't. We were good mates so why tell him and spoil the fun (some good mates we are!)
Anyway, he eventually took her to his room (we followed ... hehe) and he ran out minutes later, butt naked and screaming his head off. His eyes were blood-short and wide and he told us the chick has a dick
We all roared with uncontrollable laughter
causing some occupants in the hotel rooms along the corridor to open their doors and told us to shut the f@ck up as it was already pretty late at that time.
Long story short, chick left in embarrassment and left him very embarrassed too
I suppose for the straight bros, (no disrespect to other personal and kinky preferences) this would probably be the Ultimate Mother of All Turn Offs