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Post at 7-4-2009 02:11  Profile P.M. 
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blonde saves rabbit

One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertible.

He was driving 85 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.

As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.

The man got out of the car and started crying "OH-MY-GOD... OH-MY-GOD!!!!"

Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what's wrong, when he tells her she says, "Oh I can fix that."

She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.

It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.

The guy is amazed and says, "how did you do that?"

The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.

The can says "Hair Spray: Guaranteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave."
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Post at 7-4-2009 12:40  Profile P.M. 
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hahahaha

Keep the 'blonde' ones cumming
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How can you tell if a blonde girl was using the computer before you?

There's whiteout on the screen.
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Reply #1 Guile's post

Not sure how to convey a groan as a sound, but I certainly did!
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Post at 8-4-2009 23:26  Profile P.M. 
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LOL...

this joke is just FUCKING LOL!!!!!
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