Some bros have PMd me to find out why I have been so quite for the past few months. In fact all these years I have been pulling a scam on all of you as I really AM a middle aged housewife, pretending to be out mongering with all of you. I have mentioned this several times, but no doubt you have just treated as a silly joke.
I'm actually 68 years old and married to a randy old goat who still shags me about once a month, but with the children already grown up I have a lot of time on my hands and I found this site quite by chance one day, joined up and as I know Hong Kong quite well after living here for over 30 years I decided to to monger vicariously, so to speak. I quite fancy my writing ability, so off I went and let my imagination run away.
I'm totally convinced that most of you bros are actually teenage boys getting your rocks off looking at the pretty girls, reading the reports, some of which might be real but I suspect that most of them are fake like mine.
I must say I get a thrill imagining you naughty boys with one hand on the mouse and the other stroking your stiff little members. Quite pathetic, I must say.
Anyway, to cut a long story short my idiot husband checked my laptop one day and I had forgotten to erase my browsing history so he found this site and went slightly ballistic. Of course he doesn't know I have been doing reports and certainly doesn't know my mongering name. He'd kill me if he found out. He's very jealous although I suspect he just might have gone out and shagged a young Chinese girl or two that he found on the site. It wouldn't surprise me as he's a randy old bugger and has always been lusting after the almond eyed young ladies although most of them wouldn't give him the time of day. Of course money always talks.
Anyway, it's been fun, boys and I wish you all a very happy Easter. Maybe you can ask BTP to organize an easter egg hunt in that courtyard outside the Regal Kowloon  where the cheaper hookers hang around waiting for johns.
I can just imagine a bunch of pimply faced youths scrambling for the choclate eggs between the legs of the Suzie Wongs on parade.
Maybe BTP will give a free shag with Little Angel to the to the boy with the most eggs in the shortest time. Even better if one BTP girl sits at the end of each corner of the 4th floor with their legs wide open and receptive while we seasond punters use eggs to play bowling, rolling the eggs into their hungry orifices.
I might even volunteer to administer a severe spanking to the naughtiest and pimpliest of you. I'm quite sure Hunter is only thirteen and still has his little cherry intact. My local friends told me to say 'fook woot jeet fie lok' which I think is Cantonese for 'be happy it's rising up again....happy fornication everyone!

[ Last edited by  Siklong69 at 1-4-2009 01:19 ]

ha ha happy april fools man!

Seriously I believe granny siklong, he almost got my age correct!!!!

Nice to see you get an early start on April Fools bro.

If I was a senior contributer on this site I'd rehash an old April Fools joke on Perb.  Someone would create a fake report on some mythical place that appeared to be a punters heaven.  Other reliable contributers would echo the same and you should see how many lurkers would beg for contact info.  Fucking hilarious.  Eventually someone would admit to the hoax, but for several months some rookie would always bump the thread back up asking to be part of the 'inner-circle' and be given the secret phone #/handshake/sign language.   It even went so far as to people checking the Tsing Tao newpaper looking for the magic lotus flower in the newpaper articles (we said it was the 1st entry level).  It's amazing what people will believe when they want something to be true.

I guess we are all pretty gullable when it comes to our dicks!

Anyways I don't want to invoke the wrath of the mods, but perhaps next year if I'm Lord or higher!

[ Last edited by  bedlam at 1-4-2009 02:25 ]

Siklong, as you mentioned your husband found the 141 site and went ballistic.  Well actually in secret he joined the forum and has been mongering here for a while and has posted reports for your gratification.  I can now reveal to the world that I am the husband of Mrs. Siklong!!!!  You better watch out tonight as I come home and have my way with you, you sexy wench!

Happy April fools day!

Hey Hunter boy, BTP is lending me a free room on the fourth floor of the Regal Friday lunchtime. Come over and I'll sit on your face for an hour. If you're a really good boy and don't cum too quickly I'll let you use your stubby little fingers on me and if you find my G spot in among the wrinkles, the prize will be a golden shower.
OK little boys you can put your tools away now. I'm busy, I have to shave my twat for the weekend. It takes a couple of days. It's a jungle down there. So spank me, Hunter!

[ Last edited by  Siklong69 at 1-4-2009 05:25 ]

this is some funny shit

Wow SL you look just like my Grandma ... please tell me it isn't you!!

I think we will get more takers if instead of an easter egg hunt we organise a whisky hunt, using those little bottles you get in the mini-bars.

There was a guy looking for mature ladies earlier this week ... can I send him to you ?

I am coming at ya!!!!!!!!! I love granny!!!!!!!!!

I hope you recognize the Easter Lily I'm holding in my hand, or didn't you raise your eyes beyond my still youthful-looking labia? Naughty boy!

When does AFD last until ? noon or midnight ?

Mature your lomo!

Just finished ten minutes ago.

nice one.

Abit tooooo obvious for someone with your history though!