Yo Mama Jokes!
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so dumb, when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so dumb, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so dumb, that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so dumb, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so dumb, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so dumb, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so dumb, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so dumb, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so dumb, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so dumb, you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so dumb, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so dumb, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so dumb, she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl
Yo mama so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama is dumb, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama so dirty...
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so ugly, I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house
Yo mama so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. .
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Yo mama so ugly, she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back
Yo mama so ugly, they feed her with a frisbee
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped everybody
Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and walked out with an application
Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly, that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly, her reflection gives her the finger
Yo mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly, they cut godzilla so she could make a movie
[ Last edited by Stonecold at 24-3-2009 18:04 ]
|
