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#1 Post at 23-3-2009 02:59  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Irish Poker Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary 's apartment. Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares,'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

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#2 Post at 24-3-2009 08:22  Profile P.M.  Font size: S M L Reply #1 Guile's post Great joke Guile....absolutely brilliant.  Don't know where you get them all from....but keep posting!

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