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Post at 20-2-2009 04:09  Profile P.M. 
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magician and juggler

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line.

When asked why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus.

He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
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haha. that funny. was that real. sounds like something out of a crime report.
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Reply #1 Guile's post

the drunk man is just stupid for he turned himself in while the officer was busy on another thing... he could have gotten aways easily
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