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Post at 9-2-2009 04:34  Profile P.M. 
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A Young Couple On Honeymoon

A young couple got married.

On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins.

Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."

This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept.

Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful.

They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night.

In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again.

He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.

She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning.

A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty.

What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.

She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"

He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."
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Reply #1 Guile's post

saw it coming, but it was still good!
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Post at 9-2-2009 20:38  Profile P.M. 
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At this point, all articles of clothing must have been well starched.




Bend Over Here It Comes Again...
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Post at 12-6-2009 15:43  Profile P.M. 
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lol. i didnt see that one coming.
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Post at 4-7-2009 09:33  Profile P.M. 
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HAHAHA just like amateur couple porn! lol
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