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Post at 29-1-2009 00:16  Profile P.M. 
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The Innocence of Children

Jack (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After awhile he asked : "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

Mark (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging ang kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them,
he asked his Dad : "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

Brittany (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration,
her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked : "How does it know it's me?"
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Post at 29-1-2009 05:58  Profile P.M. 
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by neo1.3 at 29-1-2009 00:16
... the little girl asked : "How does it know it's me?" ...

just goes to show that feminine logic starts early!!
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Post at 30-1-2009 11:44  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 neo1.3's post

Like joke #3 the best.  Cheers.
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