Another version on how Clinton & Lewinsky started ...

Clinton threw a function for a visiting Japanese dignitary, and he hired a Japanese chef for the occasion. As with most Japanese meals, the starter was sashimi. After taking a few pieces, Clinton felt rather queasy and felt like throwing up. Of course, he couldn't do so in front of the Japanese diplomat. Excusing himself, he hurried to a restroom. In his haste and weakened state, he missed a turn and couldn't find the restroom. Along the way, he tried many doors and they were all locked. He was getting desperate and was cursing the chef for the predicament he was in. Finally, he managed to open a door that was not locked. He burst into the room, and there was a female intern inside the room. By that time, he was so weak that he was about to faint. Still blaming the chef, he managed to croak out 3 words: "sack the cook!" before he fainted.

The rest, as they say, is history ...