THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN   


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Italy, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by Nuts and Dicks.