Date & Time of Session - Dec 2022
Location:  Oriental Spa - Auto Plaza
Name:  N/A
Agent: N/A
Nationality & Language - Canto/Mando
Age: Late 30s
Face:  Masked, not entirely sure
Body: 4/5 - Small, petite - MCOT
Height:  Noticeably shorter than me, maybe 5'4"?
Skill: 5/5
Service: 5/5
GFE: 4/5
Price & Session Length:  Honestly have no idea, it's been a while. The typical base charge + 1k Tips. Sure the pros here can help.
Repeat: Definitely, have already repeated (reports to come!)

TLDR: Amazing first ever massage experience of my life, exceeding all my expectations.

A bit of background about myself, I'm a Canadian born "local" and have worked here for 5+ years so I speak native Canto and English but can't read/write etc. I've never been to a massage parlour/spa/sauna except for the saunas in gyms so really am completely out of my depth here.

Anyways, onto the report....

Long time lurked and finally found the courage to go to one of these places with literally no expectations in mind. I went during the world cup as I had a few hours to kill until the France game later that night so  I thought I'd go check this place out and see what there was in store for me. Worst case, I'm not a fan of massage places and I've checked it off my bucket list. Best case? I find out what I’ve been missing all this time in HK and well.. it's time to make up for lost time.

Once I arrived, told the reception I was alone, changed, showered and walked into the lounging/TV area where the journey finally begins. I was asked if I wanted any leg massage from a man who was walking around and I politely declined. Ordered my drink next and the sat there on my phone until I was approached by one of what I could only assume to be customer service rep girls and was asked If I had reserved anyone. I said no and then she followed it up with what I preferred in terms of strength (light, medium, hard), and I replied with light thinking that would have the highest chance of landing me a younger girl. The last question was when I would be ready and I said in about 30 min, she acknowledged and I was back on my phone. A stunning girl in a soccer jersey walks up and says something in mandarin and I couldn’t understand so I asked her again and then she repeated and asked if I wanted my ears cleaned or a head/neck massage etc. I was not interested in any of those options so I declined and waited for my massage.

Time was finally up and the customer service lady came back, told me the room's ready and If I need to go to the bathroom. I said no need, and I was on my way. Was led to the room and surprised by how my masseuse looked. The room was very dim but she was petite and looked like your typical local HK girl except she was wearing a tiny mini skirt and that little polo shirt they all wear. I walked in, took off my robe and was told to lay flat and then it began.

She instantly started with the small talk which I enjoyed, talking about everything from the world cup to HK in general. It wasn't sexual at all but there was some flirting which was nice. About 30 minutes in, before I was told to flip over (which I assume is halfway), she was done with my shoulders, arms and back and started with my legs and worked up to my thighs. My shorts were still on at this point but it was starting to feel like everything I had kind of read about here. I made a few comments about her being curious to which she just laughed it off and didn't really stop. Fast forward a few min, she asked if she could take my shorts off, which I said of course ad she was now really getting in there brushing up constantly with my balls ad LB. I was getting very turned on at this point and she knew, told me to tur over and then acted like she had no idea why I was excited.

After I was on my back, she then put the towel to one leg and started really massaging my inner thigh and asked if it felt good. I said of course, and since I had played the first timer card, she explained that it could feel even better and after a bit of back and forth and me pretending to be oblivious to everything, we settled on 1k and the real fun began. It wasn't anything crazy like the other bros here have shared but I was able to touch her body, run my hands up her skirt and before I tried to push my luck, I asked if this was ok (Yea kind of a buzzkill  but this was my first time and I really had no idea what was ok and not ok. She said I could tough lightly, but not go past her underwear which was more than fair and could go under her shirt as well and those were the limits I stuck by. She worked on my LB and within 10 min I was finished and completely spent. She left to wash her own hands, came back to clean me off and gave me a head massage for the rest of the time and we continued the small talk as if what just happened didn’t just happen.

When the call came and she said time was up, i sat up, tried to get my head straight, put on my robe and took my wallet out to pay her and was then escorted back out to the main lounging area. I didn't bother staying as i had a football game to catch with my friends. Went on to shower, change and pay the bill and that was the end to my first every massage experience.



Current update:

I have since gone about 5 times total and have started to play around with the beautician game and realize this whole sauna/massage thing is really just a pay to win game and I am completely fine with that. I'll elaborate more in the next report(s) and share my no filter experiences with everyone here.

For the experts on here, I do have some very specific questions that i wish could be answered and could be more then happy if you could comment here and we can discuss or by PM is also oak!

Great review but am I reading this correctly? Did the visit cost you 1,000.00 in tips for this experience? I've stuck to LSC mainly but is this the norm for Spas? 1K?!!?

I've never been to Oriental, Windsor .....  A buddy who lives in SFO and after one visit to Windsor he got hooked. And he raved about it. I always wondered what I have missed in all those years.  I used to be a regular at the nearby Rainbow sauna.  And since it was fine, I had no incentive to switch.  Wonder if you would care to drop by Rainbow and compare the level of "services".

i have to say that there is so many interaction with people that are not massaging you, i guess they all gotta collect?their fees. Why the hell you got your shorts on? You must be nuts as you are their for a massage, how the f@cking how is she suppose to massage you in that area with shorts on? Pleaee elaborate

you'll never know until you try and STOP SHOUTING !

@mrcinsc

Yea it was 1k in tips for the in room part and I would imagine something like 1k foe room charge and everything else!

@Fantasy1234

I actually saw Rainbow when I dropped my car off and walked by. Is,it also a sauna like oriental? Similar level of facilities? I'd definitely be open to trying it out!

@3volution

I think the multiple touch points is both a function of me being a first timer/new and so I don't have anyone who can say like oh he's taken care of etc. Not complaining though tbh.

How to have a massage with the shorts on? I may have only gone a few times but if you don't know then you've definitely got to go try!

Standard hand job is 1588, no need to pay the girl anything unless you have unlocked other extras.