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Post at 25-12-2008 03:39  Profile P.M. 
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Just to be sure

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150 "

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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paka   31-12-2008 18:55  Karma  +1   good one!
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Post at 28-12-2008 22:09  Profile P.M. 
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Yo...hahaha really good one!!!
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Reply #1 ninji0564's post

   haha
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Reply #1 ninji0564's post

great joke man...

BTW...am I the only person to give Karma for good jokes???
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QUOTE:
Originally posted by paka at 31-12-2008 18:56
great joke man...

BTW...am I the only person to give Karma for good jokes???

you are not bro, another member gave 5 kamas once for a good joke
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Post at 6-1-2009 06:11  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 ninji0564's post

But this is a repeat joke....it was posted sometime earlier last year.
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