This review is a two-fer, because I've put them off so long that I might as well do them both while I have the motivation. They both take place in early October, in the lovely 7 Heaven Blowjob bar/Pink Salon.

If this place was in Hong Kong, I'd go three times a week. Essentially 270 hkd for a beautiful young thai girl to lay you down and suck you dry. Clean, quick, fun.

Name: Lin
Age : 22 (Maybe two years older max)
Stats from site: Height : 165 cm Bust : 32 Waist : 25 Hips : 36 Weight : 45 kg
Skill: 6/5 (She works SO hard!)
Attitude: 5/5
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Price: 1300 baht for BBBJ

First up was Lin, who I'd seen reports about, particularly about her skill and her sense of humor. I love a girl who's funny and often the language barrier makes that hard. I reached out on Line and requested her specifically. Made a booking and brought her some snacks. I told her I heard she's funny and she gave me a very droll and incredulous look. She insisted she wasn't special, but damn this girl is CUTE. Lin is a stunner in my book and that was only deepened when I got a taste of her skills...or rather she got a taste of me. She flashed her ass a bit on the way up the stairs and played around a bit, verbally, with me. She washed me off in the low sink and indicated I should lay down. Some more little flirting and out comes the cock. I cannot fully describe to you the experience of being in Lin's mouth, but it was in the top 3 blowjobs of my life. She goes at it with incredible vigor and skill. Sucking this, licking that, generating saliva like it's a precious metal and she's a fucking alchemist. She does this thing where she kind of...somehow figured out how to moan and whelp like I'm fucking her while ALSO sucking my cock. Like...on the up-bob of her head, she lets go or makes enough room to scream a bit, then rams herself back down. I felt like I was pounding her hard from behind AND getting my cock sucked at the same time. I think she should stop working and set up a consulting business. MORE WOMEN NEED TO SUCK LIKE LIN. She said I'd forget about her—fucking...no, I don't think I ever will. Wish I had her contact, but it wasn't possible in the daze afterward.

Name: Mali
Age : 24
Stats from site: Height : 157 cm Bust : 32 Waist : 24 Hips : 33 Weight : 46 kg
Skill: 4/5
Attitude: 5/5
Face: 4/5
Body: 4.5/5
Price: 1300 baht for BBBJ

I really wanted to go back the next night and just have Lin again. To be honest, I wanted to bring her back to my hotel room and have her all night. But I made a little promise to myself that I would sample a variety so when I saw Mali's jugs and her cute glasses on the Line photos, I chose her for my next evening's throat. It was actually unplanned; I was nearby and decided why not! Like an impulse buy at the supermarket, but with a quart of jizz down a thai gullet. When I met her on through their little door, I was happy, sad, and nervous at the same time. Nervous that I'd see Lin and she'd think "oh yeah, moving on already?" Sad that Mali wasn't wearing the glasses. And very, very happy that she was cute as hell anyway! When we got upstairs, I commented on the lack of glasses (not complained), and she said something to the effect of "yeah, I don't wear them at work. They make it harder." Right...slamming your face into random dudes torsos is probably not great for the durability and long-lasting qualities of glasses. Plus the fog of breath.

Routine, wash, lay down, cock out, time to suck. Flirting, too, like Lin. But less funny, more girl-next-door. If Lin was PSE, Mali was GFE. She wasn't as talented as Lin, but I did really enjoy myself because I felt like I had a cute little thai girlfriend and she was sucking me off, doing her best. The duality of woman! I was not able to cum from her skills alone, but I chalk that more up to the fact that I had cum like 6 times in the previous 5 days and I was wearing the ol' LB out. Got up against the wall and wanked after she gave me a long, loving blowjob. As I finished, she helped me, and remarked with glee in her eyes how much I "gave her."

After cleaning up, I pulled out a little bag of snacks for her. "Oh, I thought that was for you! You brought it for me??" She snuggled up to me with a long and nuzzling hug.

This place really is heavenly. Will 100% return the next time I'm in BKK.

And some photos of Mali...they didn't all fit on the first post and I wanted to give you a sense of these two smokeshows. These photos are from the 7 Heaven website.

If you go in without booking, fyi, they have an iPad up front for you to choose the girl. Those photos are uncensored so you know exactly who you're getting. The person at the front desk both nights was very nice and helpful (guessing the same person on the line chat, but who knows?)