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tonto1509
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Post at 27-11-2008 11:45  Profile P.M. 
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The pastor

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it  won. The pastor was so  pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

His Bishop was so upset with this kind of  publicity that he ordered the  pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:   BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of  the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a  nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:   NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of  the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.  The next day the paper  read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could  run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Be yourself, take care of your ass, enjoy life and stop worrying about everyone else's ass.
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Post at 27-11-2008 12:06  Profile P.M. 
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Never heard this before. Very original.
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Post at 27-11-2008 12:19  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

  nice one!  
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