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Post at 18-11-2008 20:47  Profile P.M.  Yahoo!
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drunk as a skunk

A guy goes out pubbing all night....gets really f....ked up and at one pub he drinks at (in the country) picks up a duck outside and takes it along with him from pub to pub.

Finally, drunk as a skunk he goes home taking the duck with him.

He stumbles into his bedroom where his wife is sleeping ....turns the light on and walks up to the side of the bed....still holding the duck.

His wife opens her eyes and looks at the sorry sight in front of her..... The guy says.."what do you think of my pig" the wife says " you drunken asshole...thats not a pig it's a duck!!"

The guys says " shut up bitch .........I was talking to the duck
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Post at 19-11-2008 05:44  Profile P.M. 
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Reply #1 advancivic5050's post

now thats funny!
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Reply #1 advancivic5050's post

I like it   




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