tonto1509
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Post at 14-11-2008 12:33  Profile P.M. 
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Bank Robber

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank!

But, just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The customer replies "Yes, I did!"

The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head and BANG!!!!!... kills him.

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says loudly to this man, "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?"

The man calmly responds..."No, I didn't, but my wife did!"






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Post at 14-11-2008 15:35  Profile P.M. 
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C'mon bro, I can understand that different people will tell the same joke and I know we've had this one before.
Thiis time the difference is that it was you who told it the first time.    

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Post at 14-11-2008 16:32  Profile P.M. 
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jake, seriously, are you a PI?
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Reply #2 Jake's post

You really have fucking good memory. You  freak me bro!!!!




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Post at 15-11-2008 02:17  Profile P.M. 
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OMG! Jake, are you able to recall girl reports this easily as well?




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tonto1509
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Post at 15-11-2008 10:55  Profile P.M. 
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Mea culpa, guys, I posted the wrong joke.

My friend sent me 2 jokes and as I was training a new employee, I did a hurried "copy & paste" before she came back, and posted the wrong one.

Will post the other one when I go to work on Monday...... if I haven't deleted it.
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Post at 15-11-2008 12:01  Profile P.M. 
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well...w/e I thought this was funny!
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Post at 15-11-2008 22:42  Profile P.M. 
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OK

I missed it the first time, so OK with me. But I'm amazed by bro Jake's memory. Can I call you the next time I forget where I parked my car?
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Reply #1 tonto1509's post

I laughed for the second time around.  Jake, please tell me you have some filtering program rahter then a photographic memory!
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