Date & Time: June 2 @5:30
Location: Hit-Dio Sauna for Men
Nationality: Thai
Language: Some Mandarin, some English
Face: 2/5
Body: 4/5
Massage: 3/5
Service: 1/5

So, I just arrived in Taipei and had nothing to do.  It’s my first time here, so I got zero contacts except for the ones introduced on this forum.  I called one agent, and was quoted 4000-30000.  I didn’t want to spend some much on my first day, so decided to go to massage/sauna parlour.  Big mistake!  This place is easy to find.  The sign is huge, you can’t miss it.  First thing I notice was there’s a lot of old chinese men here.  I felt like I was in a community centre sauna with a bunch of old guys, except these guys are butt naked.  After using the sauna and hot tub, I went into the dining room where all the men sit and watch tv or read. Weird.  An auntie came up to me and asked if I wanted a special massage.  $4200 which covers the entry fee.  I agreed and went with her into another room.  She showed me into a room with a tiny massage bed and asked me to wait.  Shortly afterwards, I heard a knock and a tiny girl came in.  I actually liked her, but I didn’t want to chose the first one, so I decline.  The next one was No. 76.  I didn’t ask her name.  I was focused on her body.  Slim waste, with D man mades.  After that, everything went down hill.

After I told her I wanted her, she stepped out to prepare.  This preparation apparently requires 10 minutes.  She comes back with a small waste with rubbers, oil, lotion, and napkins.  Her back massage was weak.  She took her time massage my back, then massaging it the second time with oil.  I tried speaking mandarin and English telling her I don’t need that long of a massage.  But she just ignored me.  After 30 minutes, I finally flipped over.  She gave me a cbj, which was probably the highlight.  After she mounted me and made a lot of fake noises.  I decided to take control and went on top.  She really started to scream now.  I wasn’t sure if it was real or not, but I felt pretty good.  I tried to change posoand she started doing these ninja moves so I could change.  I asked her 3 times and finally I got to do doggie.  Again, she would let me go too deep.  After about 15 minutes, she got upset and said handjob.  She said she was I pain and said no more.  I agreed and she gave a super weak hj.  After 5 min and not even close, I offered to do it myself and ask her to tease me.  Nope... can’t touch this, can’t do that... she laid there like a dead fish.  I asked if I can suck on her tits, no reply.  Ask her in Chinese, still no reply.  I asked if she understood what I was saying and she said yes.  WTF! So she was deliberately ignoring me.  I was pretty pissed at this point.  I told her to just leave.  I got dress and left.  When I was leaving the place, I ask who serve me and they gave me her number.  I’ll try using an agent next time.

Sorry to hear your experience, I thought about trying the Taiwan Sauna/Massage but for sure didn’t want no old bag even for 1/2 price, I should be paid to see ugly old men naked or they should have to pay to see my fine physique, LOL

Just bite the bullet and spend what is required for what you want, life is short don’t shortchange yourself and get a better experience, you mostly have to pay for good experience.  Don’t get me wrong there are deals and spending more is no guarantee, but I no longer look for cheap unless I am fully prepared for getting cheap and the thrill of finding a gem

Don’t know why people go cheap, I’d rather have one good pint versus 2-4 bad ones

[ Last edited by  Tybear at 3-6-2019 10:10 ]