Date & Time of Session:  27 April, 3:30 AM
Location:  Wellington Street, Central
Name:  Neko
Nationality & Language: Chinese, Some English
Age: 20s?
Face:  2/5
Body:  2/5
Skill: 2/5
Service: 2/5
GFE: 2.5/5
PSE: 2/5
Price & Session Length:  $1000/1h
Repeat: No

So after a long and stressful day at work, I finally escape and am looking for some relief. Of course, I head to my regular spot. A part of me is hoping Neko is still around so I can have a repeat of my previous experience, so imagine my shock when after I ring the doorbell, perhaps the first less than attractive girl I've ever seen in Yu Spa opens the door.

I spotted another girl behind her and I was really shocked at how unattractive both of them were. I was tempted to just leave but I was in dire need of release and I was still a bit shy to explore somewhere new. Sucking it up, I went on in and went for a shower.

When I emerged, Dan Dan came in. Thankfully, she had put on some make up in the meantime and looked a little bit better. She was quite friendly and cheerful and I thought about it for a while before deciding I was in the mood for a BJ tonight, so I opted for the B2B massage (note: at no point was a BJ ever actually offered, I simply went with my experience of the last time with Neko).

Massage was good, Dan Dan had strong firm arms. After some time, she flipped me over and it was here I had a huge shock. Honestly, her breasts looked a bit... deflated. It was as if someone had taken a needle and popped a water balloon so it sagged. When I went to feel it, it honestly just felt like fat hanging off her body - in all honesty, her breasts were a huge turn off. She also wasn't shaved and was a fair bit unkempt down there.

The body sliding continued with some LFK. A big plus is that she was massaging my prostate a fair bit (which I'm always happy to have), however when I indicated I wanted a BJ, she was immediately against it. She just kinda continued on with the HJ, rather mechanically and trying to get me to release as quickly as possible. At the same time, her moans were really fake and off putting as well.

In the end I shot my load, and then to my shock, she went to take a shower... by herself. I'm sitting there outside waiting for her to finish and all I could think to myself was WTF. Finally I took my shower, paid and left.

After all the good experiences I've had with Yu Spa, this one definitely left me with a really bad taste in my mouth - was not happy at all when I left. If you guys do end up going, try to avoid Dan Dan.